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Swede

(33,269 posts)
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 12:45 PM Mar 2012

Andrew Breitbart: Big Deal, Big Coronary, Big Corpse

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The invertebrate response from journalists was exactly to be expected. Breitbart said, like, bad stuff in his lifetime, but he also married someone and fathered people; once he even objected to anti-gay GOP rhetoric. A malicious career and two milquetoast mitigating facts: It all balanced out, really, at least for the purposes of forced, quailing objectivity. To borrow a gross analogy lustily employed on Breitbart's own websites, if today's mainstream media was penning obits on May 1, 1945, they would have summed up with, "Despite initiating the Second World War, the German leader was fond of public architecture and is survived by his beloved dachshunds."

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If, as the Dean from Animal House said, "fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life," Breitbart's is an inspiring story of persistence in spite of the odds.

Andrew James Breitbart was born to hippie parents in the middle of the last American century's prosperous liberal period, then adopted by upper-middle-class restauranteurs in one of the nicer neighborhoods in our nation's blue states. Breitbart, aware that "scion to a Santa Monica steakhouse" does not a man of the people make, attempted to downplay his family's success, allowing only that "My parents granted me a brilliant middle-class life, one that didn't overwhelm and lavish spoils on me to the point of absurdity." Like a great many of the personal-responsibility shitkickers of the right wing's social-Darwinian moshpit, he didn't have to do much bootstrapping to go from a zygote, to Brentwood, to a place like Tulane, where people can drink a lot of beer and wake up seven years later as attorneys.

http://gawker.com/5890660/andrew-breitbart-big-deal-big-coronary-big-corpse?tag=andrew-breitbart

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Andrew Breitbart: Big Deal, Big Coronary, Big Corpse (Original Post) Swede Mar 2012 OP
Only thing I need to know lapfog_1 Mar 2012 #1
I guess you aren't going there to dance, are you? GoneOffShore Mar 2012 #6
Bring me along and I'll buy the beer sharp_stick Mar 2012 #8
But what if you don't like to stand in long lines??? Manifestor_of_Light Mar 2012 #10
k&r nt steve2470 Mar 2012 #2
I for one, ain't going to shed the first #$%$#@# tear. Hubert Flottz Mar 2012 #3
This is an awesome article jsmirman Mar 2012 #4
I didn't realize Loesch's husband was one of the two "knickers" idiots at CPAC jsmirman Mar 2012 #5
taking up a spade to help bury him deep in the earth, not merely to put greater distance between him Vincardog Mar 2012 #7
Big Good Riddance. (n/t) Paladin Mar 2012 #9

lapfog_1

(29,215 posts)
1. Only thing I need to know
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 12:56 PM
Mar 2012

is where he is buried. Along with the Douchebag of Liberty, Bob Novak. That way I can start to cross off some of my bucket list items.

sharp_stick

(14,400 posts)
8. Bring me along and I'll buy the beer
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 02:49 PM
Mar 2012

you need to drink lots of beer to partake in the proper graveside rituals with dirtbags like Brietbart and Novak, I say we add William Reinquist to the list as well.

jsmirman

(4,507 posts)
4. This is an awesome article
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 01:09 PM
Mar 2012

it exposes everything I was trying to say about what an empty, destructive, and unremarkable puss-filled blow bag Breitbart truly was.

Very worth the read and then, very shortly after, condemnation of Breitbart to the irrelevance he so richly deserves.

jsmirman

(4,507 posts)
5. I didn't realize Loesch's husband was one of the two "knickers" idiots at CPAC
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 01:27 PM
Mar 2012
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/02/10/awkward-fox-news-contributor-debuts-rap-video-at-cpac/

Back to the article in the OP, it's a great summary of how a lazy, feckless, unskilled, and uninspired media propelled someone like Breitbart to his soon to suppurate tumescence.

Vincardog

(20,234 posts)
7. taking up a spade to help bury him deep in the earth, not merely to put greater distance between him
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 02:32 PM
Mar 2012

and humanity but so that Hell does not have to reach so high to claim him.

The best line in the peace in my opinion.

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