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But tell me: Whats my motivation?
The acting can be somewhat, let us say, unmotivating. "Oh yeah, do it hard like that." Droned out like an industry line is flaccid at best. Not even a half chub can save some of the boring pornlog. "Oh yeah you know how I like it."
You cannot fool Mr. Winky. 
They almost equal each other
Almost the acting is better ...
You need to track down Taboo 2... We used to watch it in college (mid-2000s). Like 20 of us at a time. With more girls than guys. In broad daylight. With popcorn and Nerf guns, rather than candles and body lotion.
No, seriously. You need to see this.
Absolutely horrible acting -- the point -- but it has the best line EVER. The "daughter" starts coming on to the dad, a dapper gentleman in a robe with a glass of brandy. She leaves all upset, and he stands there with his drink:
"I don't know whether to cry or get a hard-on."
It's the funniest thing I'd ever seen, and I saw Gilbert Gottfreid read "50 Shades of Gray." I still LOL over it 10 years later.
The acting is so bad it's a turn off.
Then just turn the volume back on when the action begins. 
