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meegbear

(25,438 posts)
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 03:28 PM Dec 2013

The Rude Pundit: Fuck Everyone Involved in the "Little Girl Can't Sell Mistletoe" Story

(It's the Rude Pundit's birthday, so he gets to call the game today.)

Here's the story: Adorable 11 year-old girl with the uber-American name of Madison Root finds out she needs braces. To help her Oregon family with the $4800 cost of the things, she harvests and bags mistletoe at her uncle's farm. She heads to downtown Portland - you know, of Portlandia - to sell her Christmassy wares at the Portland Saturday Market, which happens right on the waterfront every, well, Saturday. Madison gets to the market, sets up shop, and starts making coin. Then a park guard at the market tells her that she can't sell, that she needs a permit and a membership in the market. Then he tells her that it'd be cool if she wanted to ask people for donations because that's protected speech. Says the crooked-toothed young entrepreneur, "I don't want to beg! I would rather work for something than beg." The market organization has invited her to become a member without paying the fee that everyone else has to. And people offered to buy her mistletoe and donate money to straighten those beaver chompers.

Should be the end of the story, no? No? No.

Because, see, then Madison, prompted, no doubt, by her outraged father, went full teabagger to a local news station: "It’s not about the mistletoe. And it’s not about me. It’s about all of us. It’s about how we’re raising wimps, how people would rather beg for money than work hard!"

And, before you could say, "No, dear child, it's actually about how laws apply to all people, even tweens," Right Blogsylvania and the conservative media went to DefCon Benghazi. How can you blame them, really? It's got everything: oppressed white people, overbearing government regulations, antipathy to the impoverished, and the War on Christmas. Jesus, if you put a bloated hippo corpse out on the plain, would you not expect hungry buzzards to rip the rotting guts out?

Fox "news" was all over it like brown on shit. Megyn Kelly has already featured Madison, where the girl said, "What has society come to?" because people can beg but not sell in a market without a permit. It's all about personal responsibility, don't you know?

Oh, by the way, Fox's story says that Madison was told she "could beg for money to pay for her braces." Which would be sad and true, except that it wasn't. Her family is perfectly capable of paying for the braces, having insurance and money for that. This was a lark for someone who will hopefully never be in a position to need to beg. This ain't the Little Match Girl. It's more like Adventures of Young Sarah Palin.

Glenn Beck, who apparently still exists and is in some ways bigger than ever (no, really - just in a culty, under the radar way), had her on this morning in an interview that could best be described as phone molestation. Beck and the Beckettes in the studio were creaming in their khakis over Madison. It was, without a doubt, one of the creepier things you'll hear this holiday season.

But by now Madison knows how to play this game. Like someone who got read Bill O'Reilly's books as bedtime stories, she said, "I am working hard. I am trying to get something that I want, and I am doing something. I am applying myself. But now they are saying, ‘You don’t need to apply yourself. You can just sit down and beg for money.’" Beck has set up a website where you can buy Madison's mistletoe.

She has gone on about how she doesn't want donations. She wants to sell some motherfuckin' mistletoe, and she's sold a shitload online. Beck and Kelly and all the others extoll her go-getter work ethic and capitalist drive.

Really, though, and truly, fuck everyone involved in this story. Fuck Beck, fuck Megyn Kelly, fuck every conservative blogger jacking it to this little girl, fuck every media outlet making this into something more than "privileged white girl not allowed to do something." Fuck her father, fuck her uncle, fuck the Portland market officials who should have said, "Yeah, bitch has to buy a permit, like everyone else here who is legitimately selling shit in order to get by."

And, yeah, why not, fuck Madison Root. Not because of the attention. She's 11. She's loving this shit (but it's gonna be awesome in a couple of years when she looks back and thinks, "Why the fuck did my father do this to me?&quot . Fuck her because while she may pick and package the mistletoe, she didn't have to spend a fucking dime or put in any effort to grow it. She was lucky enough to have a relative to give her the plants for free. Fuck her because maybe she is learning about American capitalism: those who have only want more and they don't care about those have have nothing.

Oh, one last thing. Lots of people are leaving out one big detail. One idiot blogger writes, "So, the city of Portland has no problem putting a little girl out into the dangerous streets to wander around begging for money but the city won’t let her sell something useful to raise money for her orthodontics?"

Except that that guard didn't just tell her to beg. He told her that she could sell her mistletoe on the sidewalk outside the market. Indeed, anyone could sell stuff there.

But that's not as good a story, is it?

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/

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The Rude Pundit: Fuck Everyone Involved in the "Little Girl Can't Sell Mistletoe" Story (Original Post) meegbear Dec 2013 OP
First I've heard of this JustAnotherGen Dec 2013 #1
Me, too. Fawke Em Dec 2013 #23
Yep. Remember the Obama phone? Cali_Democrat Dec 2013 #27
They still speak of the Obama phones. Enthusiast Dec 2013 #32
You're right. Those idiots are actually STILL convinced Cali_Democrat Dec 2013 #40
That's my absolute favorite! JustAnotherGen Dec 2013 #43
but in that case people did not continue to push it after it was shown to be false JI7 Dec 2013 #37
Thanks Rude... russspeakeasy Dec 2013 #2
Happy birthday, Rude. broiles Dec 2013 #3
The Rudie hits another one out of the park. bvar22 Dec 2013 #4
My favorite line in there too! bullwinkle428 Dec 2013 #17
I don't get the outrage about the donation. xmas74 Dec 2013 #5
aww, but it's cute when it's an innocent child..... BlancheSplanchnik Dec 2013 #21
But you're 0nly half way there.... catnhatnh Dec 2013 #38
They are in compliance with all county and state codes. xmas74 Dec 2013 #41
Saw this on tv the other day Prism Dec 2013 #6
Great piece!!! And well said! And "EXACTLY!" Etc... HuckleB Dec 2013 #7
Someone should ask for a permit to sell homegrown medical MJ at Saturday Market ... eppur_se_muova Dec 2013 #8
Absolutely epic perfection! REC! nt Demo_Chris Dec 2013 #9
You can't copy and paste the entire article... Nine Dec 2013 #10
Correct - This is a pretty blatant violation of the Fair Use Doctrine 66 dmhlt Dec 2013 #12
I have permission to post his blog posts in it's entirety ... meegbear Dec 2013 #13
nornally, but meeg is down with the Rude One, who gave him permisison to post whole articles... dionysus Dec 2013 #46
As far as the right wing is concerned... Saviolo Dec 2013 #11
Pay for the fvcking permit. WowSeriously Dec 2013 #14
Free market capitalism. bluesbassman Dec 2013 #26
Every time I cross a river I build my own bridge. WowSeriously Dec 2013 #35
Does that make her.... Sophiegirl Dec 2013 #28
Oh no. Using the commons without paying for them is most definitely a maker trait. WowSeriously Dec 2013 #34
To listen to the Right Wing, every kid in America can become rich with a lemonade stand.... Spitfire of ATJ Dec 2013 #15
I've got an alternative to this story.... Aviation Pro Dec 2013 #16
Similar to what I did - TBF Dec 2013 #45
Phone molestation underpants Dec 2013 #18
I wouldn't touch Beck's microphone for love nor money. AtheistCrusader Dec 2013 #48
And tomorrows headline in the "mainstream" media will be . . . amb123 Dec 2013 #19
In a free market why isn't this market place allowed to ask for a fee for using their space Johonny Dec 2013 #20
I hear that they couldn't let her sell it because they needed the space for a devil-worshipping Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #22
Fucking AY! n/t hootinholler Dec 2013 #24
I hate her guts from just what you said. If I see her stand, I'll burn the fucking thing down. BlueJazz Dec 2013 #25
I was wondering what the real story behind this was. livingonearth Dec 2013 #29
Anyone knows the Child abuse line? We have to turn meegbear for advocating statutory rape. happyslug Dec 2013 #30
This message was self-deleted by its author Iggo Dec 2013 #52
Well, DocMac Dec 2013 #31
So totally true treestar Dec 2013 #33
what would happen if she tried to sell it just ouside or inside an Apple Store, Walmart JI7 Dec 2013 #36
Or in the Fox News corporate lobby. Hassin Bin Sober Dec 2013 #53
Did She Accept The Free Membership erpowers Dec 2013 #39
Mistletoe is pretty rare here in the northeast... druidity33 Dec 2013 #42
This is a white girl right? TBF Dec 2013 #44
"DEFCON Benghazi" AtheistCrusader Dec 2013 #47
When I first read about this stupidity... Javaman Dec 2013 #49
Being a conservative is merely a continuation of the "Terrible Twos." MsPithy Dec 2013 #50
Well, missletoe is poisonous. JimboBillyBubbaBob Dec 2013 #51
Digusting piece oberliner Dec 2013 #54
Message auto-removed Name removed Dec 2013 #55
Anything involving Fox & Friends is to be taken with mass grains of salt. Initech Dec 2013 #56

JustAnotherGen

(31,823 posts)
1. First I've heard of this
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 03:38 PM
Dec 2013

But does show how things are so manufactured and ramped up by the right . . .

And now I have to reach out to a poster here - that yesterday was pointing out how 'ramped' up the left was over the Waitress/No Tip Because She Was Gay 'story'.

 

Cali_Democrat

(30,439 posts)
27. Yep. Remember the Obama phone?
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 06:01 PM
Dec 2013

A total myth, yet everyone on the right was convinced Obama instituted a new policy which gave people free phones.

This is how the right operates, facts be damned.

 

Cali_Democrat

(30,439 posts)
40. You're right. Those idiots are actually STILL convinced
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 08:28 PM
Dec 2013

IDIOTS!

It's impossible to have reasonable dialogue with them. They're in their own world. They live in a bubble.

JustAnotherGen

(31,823 posts)
43. That's my absolute favorite!
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 08:39 AM
Dec 2013
Of the complete and totaly idiocy on the right. And it's my favorite because I've been in Telecom long enough to have touched copper, subsea fiber, the entrance of ATM, VoIP and now - I've been in wireless for the past 8 years.

If only they knew what REALLY went down in the 1990's! Assholes.

JI7

(89,249 posts)
37. but in that case people did not continue to push it after it was shown to be false
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 07:06 PM
Dec 2013

the right wing knowingly creates a false story and pushes it. and they got the fucked up whore media to go along with it.

bvar22

(39,909 posts)
4. The Rudie hits another one out of the park.
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 03:51 PM
Dec 2013

especially liked:
"Right Blogsylvania and the conservative media went to [font size=3]DefCon Benghazi."[/font]

xmas74

(29,674 posts)
5. I don't get the outrage about the donation.
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 03:56 PM
Dec 2013

My kid's youth group at church has sales and dinners with free will donations. They make a boatload-far more by donation than they would by straight price. Example: a ham and bean supper might have sold $6.00 tickets. When I attend I put in a ten-for myself only. The jar is always packed to the top with fives, tens, twenties, some fifties and even a few hundreds. A dinner that sold tickets for a set amount might make $1000 while a free will donation will easily clear $3000.

And she should be expected to get a permit, same as anyone else. I'd be pretty pissed if I had paid my permit and membership and had harvested mistletoe to sell in a stall yet saw someone else do it without putting out all that money. She's paying for braces, someone else who is a legitimate member might be using that money for bills, for groceries, etc. When they have the fundraiser dinners someone from the health department has to come out, inspect and license us for one-time use. It's not free-you pay for the inspection and for the license but that's what you have to do in order to make some money.

This story is idiotic at best.

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
21. aww, but it's cute when it's an innocent child.....
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 05:43 PM
Dec 2013

An innocent, happy, healthy, pink-cheeked, well-fed, well educated, *well-trained*, white, well-clothed and cared for child.

Who isn't trying to survive and pay the costs of living. Or support a family.



The reason it's ok that your church youth group asks for donations is because that is under the auspices of God.






Repukes are scum.

catnhatnh

(8,976 posts)
38. But you're 0nly half way there....
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 07:58 PM
Dec 2013

Does your youth group have a food permit and a commercial kitchen? Halon fire suppression and 2 million dollar liability insurance? Federal employee ID # or state room and meals tax? Are they meeting every requirement a non-church food service entity would have meet? Or just a bunch of lesser parasites?

xmas74

(29,674 posts)
41. They are in compliance with all county and state codes.
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 11:08 PM
Dec 2013

The kitchen is a commercial kitchen and is staffed with members of the church who have food handler's permits. The kitchen is licensed every year and is inspected every time there is an event. We pay for the inspection, as per local ordinance, we play for the license, as per ordinance.

 

Prism

(5,815 posts)
6. Saw this on tv the other day
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 03:57 PM
Dec 2013

She was so obviously coached and pumped full of talking points, I could feel my blood pressure rising.

I loathe it when parents use their children to push their own politics.

eppur_se_muova

(36,263 posts)
8. Someone should ask for a permit to sell homegrown medical MJ at Saturday Market ...
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 04:03 PM
Dec 2013

and when they get turned down, let's see if Fox takes up the crusade with such enthusiasm.

meegbear

(25,438 posts)
13. I have permission to post his blog posts in it's entirety ...
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 05:01 PM
Dec 2013

and this is known by Skinner et al

Saviolo

(3,282 posts)
11. As far as the right wing is concerned...
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 04:54 PM
Dec 2013

Begging when you're poor is the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING.

Begging is only acceptable when you're a wealthy white man trying to get re-elected and you tell your constituents to not buy Christmas presents for your children, and give the money to Scott Walker instead.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017162621

I dunno, that sounds an awful lot like begging to me.

 

WowSeriously

(343 posts)
14. Pay for the fvcking permit.
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 05:25 PM
Dec 2013

Follow the rule of law. The little twit is a damn freeloader. She wants the benefit of the Market Square without having to bear the cost.

Typical Repuke in the making.

bluesbassman

(19,373 posts)
26. Free market capitalism.
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 06:00 PM
Dec 2013

Except that Conservatives and Libertarians take the "free" part to mean they shouldn't have to pay those pesky things like taxes, permits, govt land lease fees, etc., that keep the infrastructure going.

 

Spitfire of ATJ

(32,723 posts)
15. To listen to the Right Wing, every kid in America can become rich with a lemonade stand....
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 05:31 PM
Dec 2013

Hell,...you can get rich selling bags of dirt so you must be a MAJOR loser if you need HELP.

Snap out of it!

Right?

Aviation Pro

(12,167 posts)
16. I've got an alternative to this story....
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 05:32 PM
Dec 2013

...courtesy of my wife the dentist. Yesterday, she was working on a 16-year old patient, who was told during his last appointment that he needs a root canal for one of his teeth. The cost is $1700 and it's an out-of-pocket expense. The family can't afford the cost outright so this teenager told my wife that he's in the process of getting a job so he can pay for the procedure himself.

Contrast and extrapolate that to the coalition of fucksticks in the Rude One's story who proffered that selling an essentially fucking worthless piece of holiday dogma as more noble than getting a job and saving toward a goal.

Yeah, yeah I fucking get it, she's 11. Well, fuck you, ball garglers, there's another lesson this pre-teen can learn: delayed gratification.

Did I tell you assbags to go fuck yourselves?

Go fuck yourselves.

TBF

(32,060 posts)
45. Similar to what I did -
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 12:04 PM
Dec 2013

my parents didn't think they could afford braces. I had cosmetic issues for sure but nothing really health related so I just waited until I got to college and had a decent part-time job. The dentist I went to offered payment plans and they were off by the time I left college.

underpants

(182,803 posts)
18. Phone molestation
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 05:35 PM
Dec 2013

The rude at his best.

I had not heard this story. Sounds like complete bullshit and righteous victimization. This is the kind of RW story that someone springs on all polished up with talking points.... I have gotten rather good at detecting and squashing them

AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)
48. I wouldn't touch Beck's microphone for love nor money.
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 12:30 PM
Dec 2013

It is genuinely creepy the way he ... communicates into it.

I can't even describe it.

amb123

(1,581 posts)
19. And tomorrows headline in the "mainstream" media will be . . .
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 05:38 PM
Dec 2013
LIBERAL ELITES VERBALLY RAPE AN 11 YEAR OLD GIRL FOR SELLING MISTLETOE!!!

so predictable

Johonny

(20,851 posts)
20. In a free market why isn't this market place allowed to ask for a fee for using their space
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 05:43 PM
Dec 2013

their marketing, their advertising, their time etc... I mean it is a free capitalist system. They make a buck. It is almost like the RWers are begging for some socialist institution where this place in forced into the commons to be kept free and open for all dealers to get free market space. Sounds like a weird way to champion free enterprise. It would be like them going into a mall and opening their own store and being surprised the mall owner wants them to collect rent.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
22. I hear that they couldn't let her sell it because they needed the space for a devil-worshipping
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 05:46 PM
Dec 2013

marijuana vendor!

 

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)
25. I hate her guts from just what you said. If I see her stand, I'll burn the fucking thing down.
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 05:54 PM
Dec 2013

(No, not really)

livingonearth

(728 posts)
29. I was wondering what the real story behind this was.
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 06:05 PM
Dec 2013

Every time I hear something like this from the right I get suspicious. Thanks for posting this. By the way, do you have a link that verifies the market offered a free membership? I'd like to use it in a right wing blog.

 

happyslug

(14,779 posts)
30. Anyone knows the Child abuse line? We have to turn meegbear for advocating statutory rape.
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 06:10 PM
Dec 2013
And, yeah, why not, fuck Madison Root

That is CLEARLY a call for raping a 11 year old. I may agree with the rest of meegbear post, but like Hitler several good points can NOT undo that one evil point

Remember Hitler was the following:

1. Vegetarian
2. Father of the Autobahn and the first national leader to set up a national system of such roads
3. When told one of his fellow party member was a Homosexual, his only concern was that that that person had sex only with consenting adults (Yes the Nazis later sent Homosexuals to the death camps, but on a personal basis quite tolerate of Homosexuality)
4. Started the first National Anti-Smoking Campaign anywhere in the world.
5. Replaced Gothic print with Latin Script for Newspapers in Germany.

Thus your call to "fuck, Madison" undoes the rest of your post, just like starting WWII and the Death Camps undid all the good Hitler did.

Response to happyslug (Reply #30)

DocMac

(1,628 posts)
31. Well,
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 06:12 PM
Dec 2013

this girl has until next August to come up with a way to buy school clothes. Isn't that right, dad?

treestar

(82,383 posts)
33. So totally true
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 06:19 PM
Dec 2013

As are all such stories. Those permits exist for a reason. If people don't like them, they can try to have them repealed, but quit acting like victims when the law is applied equally to all.

Too many people think the law is just fine until it gets in their way - then suddenly the rest of us are jerks for having these laws.

JI7

(89,249 posts)
36. what would happen if she tried to sell it just ouside or inside an Apple Store, Walmart
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 07:02 PM
Dec 2013

or some other large corporation ?

i'm guessing the place needs permits because it's an area that gets more people so people are more likely to sell. and they need some way to decide to gets to do it or else it will just be a huge mess .

erpowers

(9,350 posts)
39. Did She Accept The Free Membership
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 08:26 PM
Dec 2013

If this girl accepted the free membership I would ask why is it okay to accept a free membership, but not to ask for donations. He she believes asking for donations is begging why would she feel accepting a free membership is not begging. Also, piggy backing off Rude Pundit's point about this girl getting free mistletoe from an uncle, how is accepting free mistletoe from her uncle not a donation and based on her definition begging? In addition, if the parents of this girl and the girl herself wanted her to work to pay off her braces why didn't her dad take her out with the family lawn mower and let her mow lawns for a fee, let her bake cookies or cakes and then sell them. It seems to me those two things would have been closer to working to pay for her braces then selling free mistletoe from her uncle

No one told this girl to beg. She was told that because she did not have a permit she could not sell items in the market; however, she could not be prevented from asking for donations because that was classified as free speech. It seems that there should be some criticism of this girl and her family for not going through the proper process to get the permit. If she had followed the rules she would have been able to sell her items.

druidity33

(6,446 posts)
42. Mistletoe is pretty rare here in the northeast...
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 08:03 AM
Dec 2013

and even though it's a parasite, i wouldn't cut it because it's pretty poisonous. I hope she has a disclaimer on her pkg that says DO NOT EAT. Also provides excellent habitat and feed for winter birds. It says she's getting it from a relative (cultivated or wild-harvested?)... plenty of sketchy things about this story.



TBF

(32,060 posts)
44. This is a white girl right?
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 11:57 AM
Dec 2013

Because if she were, say a black youngster w/a hoodie selling stuff without a permit ... you can see where this story is going. Juvenile detention at best unless Z-man happens to be in the area w/his semi-automatic.



Javaman

(62,530 posts)
49. When I first read about this stupidity...
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 12:39 PM
Dec 2013

my first thought was, "hmmm, this little kid seems to know a lot about tea bagging tactics"

Then my next thought was, "I bet the parents set this whole thing up"

and my last thought was, "the parents probably have some bizarre beef against the market for some reason".

I'm waiting for that last part to come out in about a week after all this has blown over and no one cares about it anymore.

MsPithy

(809 posts)
50. Being a conservative is merely a continuation of the "Terrible Twos."
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 01:20 PM
Dec 2013

Everything is always about them, they are the center of the universe. They want what they want and they want it now! When they don't get what they want, they act out in inappropriate and ostentatious ways.

The rules for the market are the same for all the sellers, except Madison. This is not big government, the rules ensures fairness for all sellers, and are agreed to by the community of sellers. There is no market in the country that does not have its share of grumbling, problems are deals with by the market organization, not big government.

If Madison accepts the free membership, she is one of the takers. Not realizing that would be typical of a two-year-old.

 

oberliner

(58,724 posts)
54. Digusting piece
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 03:03 PM
Dec 2013

"...bitch has to buy a permit"

"...fuck Madison Root"

This is an 11 year old child.

Response to meegbear (Original post)

Initech

(100,076 posts)
56. Anything involving Fox & Friends is to be taken with mass grains of salt.
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 03:25 PM
Dec 2013

They are by far the stupidest and craziest show on TV. The very definition of "manufactured outrage".

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