Everyone noodled exactly what he was up to.

If I wanted to look at bizarre foreign pornography then, by golly, I'll go look at it on my own instead of having someone fool me with a link at DU entitled "something interesting over here at some other site".

And just why would you think I would do that?
I have posted for years and never linked to such a site. I wouldn't be here if that was my modis operandi.
Jeez....

So first you lull everyone into a false sense of security and then, bam! - you hit them with the Slovakian elbow fetish stuff.

link please.

Don't judge me!

In this case the link reveals it to be in the state of NY.

Sometimes, the link still doesn't tell you! It's a local rag with no ID as to what state it's in as of course as a local, you know.

I end up googling the name of the town. Which sometimes works.

It's on Lake Eerie! A Pastafarian stronghold!

Love this.

...look like their taking this all in!

Maybe they knew this day would come?

Fantastic

on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RA-men

the FSM is a much more universal God than that of most religions. He is just filtered through the various cultures.
From Udon to Sopa to Spaetzle he is everlasting and yummy.

Even those poor souls that have yet to understand the universally tasty range of his starchiness are not to be injured in any way. Oh sure, we have all experienced the inadvertent saucy splash and the slightly-too-crusty garlic accompaniment, but none has ever been maliciously injured for failing to recognize the true meaning of Parmesan.

Salt your water.

Al Dente.

all dented.

How did she keep from getting all gigli?

Never been off the thruway down there, but it seems like a place that accepts all kinds of things.