Come in from the cold, Jerry!
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Or was that one of those smug condescending responses to alternative medicine I've heard so much about?

But I'm surprised that so few have raised the fact that that rhinos are endangered precisely because of "harmless woo".

It worked for John Travolta and Tom Cruise.

And it has "SCIENCE" in the name!

The argument is that rhino and elephant farming would increase their numbers.

I do not know eactly how it would work out, but the current "poaching and killing to harvest tissue the animal can live without" situation has a worst-of-both-worlds feel to it.

The rhino horn will be so fresh that the rhino will charge you with it.

eye of newt soup instead, garnish with tincture of unicorn hair.

Powdered gold, quicksilver and wine, made by Old Taoist recipe.

Also Mouse Dirt wine, expensive wine with ground up mouse dirt. "Good for love!"

Wolf

I was going to make Quicksilver Mousedirt surprise for New Years but I couldn't find the ingredients at either Costco or Sam's Club

Some people really get behind Kopi luwak. At bottom, they say it's berry good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

if I got a kitty cat



and a litter box



and the right funnel



and a bag of coffee beans



I could jerry-rig something like a pate gavage machine

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and make the stuff at home myself

If you have too much for yourself, you could always catapoolt it into a poocrative business. There's no end to the shit people will buy.

to little kitties, and maybe a pic of my bean-filled litter-boxes, is sure to interest people in buying this artisanal hand-crafted product

But I think "hand-crafted" may be stretching it a bit...

Some people will pay big bucks for powdered rhino horn. Rhino horn is not real horn, but essentially compressed hair. I have a cat who sheds his body weight in hair every day. Now I just need a way to collect it, compress it into a cone, come up with a clever marketing name and - PROFIT!

But I do think this post is facetious, at least I hope it is.

The stupid rhino can't do anything to stop me

Is that a thing, now? You crazy kids ...

where you pulled this lame argument.