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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 08:14 PM Mar 2012

The fate of humankind rests on what you type today in this thread

Only the totality of human existence is at stake here.

Your participation will have a vital impact on future generations…


That's because Rick Santorum has no idea how to concentrate on jobs, the economy, the infrastructure, the environment, health care, defense, social security, Medicare, trade, diplomacy, education, science and industry, civil rights, commerce, or anything else that a sane adult would be concerned about in today's hectic world.


Today, he's going after porn. That's right… Porn.



Rick Santorum, everybody… He's AWESOME!

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The fate of humankind rests on what you type today in this thread (Original Post) MrScorpio Mar 2012 OP
Burp taterguy Mar 2012 #1
4chan gonna fuck him up mdmc Mar 2012 #2
+1000 ellisonz Mar 2012 #38
$%?*&%@%* virgogal Mar 2012 #3
The fate of humankind rests on what we type here? pinboy3niner Mar 2012 #4
too late in the day, too late in the week Fla_Democrat Mar 2012 #5
Is there ever a moment where sex is not on this man's mind? notadmblnd Mar 2012 #6
I wonder tibbiit Mar 2012 #28
The Fate of All Mankind I Fear is in the Hands of Fools Turbineguy Mar 2012 #7
In the Court of the Crimson King lunasun Mar 2012 #27
I think they used a picture Turbineguy Mar 2012 #35
Frogs!!!!! Tomatoes! Spray paint with toothbrushes! nt Lucky Luciano Mar 2012 #8
Spelling errors are deadly! Fear the spelling errors! Pathwalker Mar 2012 #9
Sanitorium is putting his eggs all on the religious right socialindependocrat Mar 2012 #10
I am from former Senator Santorums home district unionworks Mar 2012 #11
This Santorum prick is raw sewage. Unmitigated, smelly, greasy raw sewage lastlib Mar 2012 #12
He thinks about sex constantly. It is all he thinks about. Women's female organs. Men on dogs. appleannie1 Mar 2012 #13
can we get a redo? grantcart Mar 2012 #14
Seriously, I worry about all of the folks hoping for a Santorum victory Taverner Mar 2012 #15
I agree with you! tibbiit Mar 2012 #31
Now he's done it. eShirl Mar 2012 #16
Hello, Cool Dude, I'm clueless. But I answered your thread. freshwest Mar 2012 #17
In all my years at DU, that is the worst trick yet to get a click on a thread panader0 Mar 2012 #18
I gots the skills, baby MrScorpio Mar 2012 #19
He'll get my porn, when RobertEarl Mar 2012 #33
I like turtles. lumberjack_jeff Mar 2012 #20
You beat me to it. Arugula Latte Mar 2012 #21
Good. I'm glad the fate of mankind doesn't rest on my shoulders alone. lumberjack_jeff Mar 2012 #22
Santorum goes herey barllskdjf fkdasd fg asdf!! Major Hogwash Mar 2012 #23
Human brain muffins DJ13 Mar 2012 #24
How dire this scenario is. Had you typed 'humanity' instead of edgineered Mar 2012 #25
"An election is coming... FLyellowdog Mar 2012 #26
Santorum's job here is no different than Rush's. His role is to pull the country to wiggs Mar 2012 #29
Well we need to protect women and children nadinbrzezinski Mar 2012 #30
So how long do you think we have, exactly? bluedigger Mar 2012 #32
Ah, fuck it. nt piedmont Mar 2012 #34
Santorum Sharia law.......n/t DearAbby Mar 2012 #36
Porn is as American as apple pie Generic Other Mar 2012 #37
Look at that photo and tell me that man isn't proud...... chknltl Mar 2012 #39

Fla_Democrat

(2,547 posts)
5. too late in the day, too late in the week
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 08:20 PM
Mar 2012

can we table the responsibility for the fate of humankind till maybe next Tuesday?













notadmblnd

(23,720 posts)
6. Is there ever a moment where sex is not on this man's mind?
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 08:23 PM
Mar 2012

Is obsession with sex is seriously creeping me out.

tibbiit

(1,601 posts)
28. I wonder
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 10:33 PM
Mar 2012

What type of sex scandal is in his future. All of those politicians involved in anti gay theater... Senator Tapper, or the Congressman Muscles, or Mark Foley... legislation against child abuse.

I won't be that surprised about whatever weird stuff Santorum is into, just like I won't be surprised to find out Rush Limbaugh wears diapers or something more extreme lol.
tib

Pathwalker

(6,598 posts)
9. Spelling errors are deadly! Fear the spelling errors!
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 08:29 PM
Mar 2012

IGNORE global climate destabilization, it can't hurt you. A spelling error can KILL!

socialindependocrat

(1,372 posts)
10. Sanitorium is putting his eggs all on the religious right
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 08:29 PM
Mar 2012

He was born at the wrong time.
He should have come over on the Mayflower and burned some witches.

God is there to make you feel justified with the decisions
you make in your personal live.

God is not there to win political arguments.

 

unionworks

(3,574 posts)
11. I am from former Senator Santorums home district
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 08:29 PM
Mar 2012

... here in Pa, where he got his start. I keep trying to tell everyone, his sanctimonious bullshit is a complete front. He was the one who ran K-street. He is about stealing money. The morality thing is just pure base stoking bullshit.

appleannie1

(5,068 posts)
13. He thinks about sex constantly. It is all he thinks about. Women's female organs. Men on dogs.
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 08:45 PM
Mar 2012

Dogs on women. Woman with women, men with men. Positions between a man and women. Masturbation, which he wants to outlaw. I guess he wants access to bedrooms and bathrooms of this country to determine if it occurs. I guess someone told him that sex makes the world go round and he want to stop it so he does not grow old or something. Something had to have happened to him as a child to make him ashamed when he and Karen enjoy whoopie therefore he feels it is his mission in life to ruin it for everyone else.

 

Taverner

(55,476 posts)
15. Seriously, I worry about all of the folks hoping for a Santorum victory
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 08:47 PM
Mar 2012

If he wins the GOP nom, there is a chance he could be our President

If that happens, god/allah/vishnu/darwin/yahweh/everybody else forbid, we are FUCKED

Truly FUCKED

Time to secede

tibbiit

(1,601 posts)
31. I agree with you!
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 10:35 PM
Mar 2012

He would be a terrible risk.
And he is tied into the same people on wall st as romney.
tib

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
17. Hello, Cool Dude, I'm clueless. But I answered your thread.
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 08:48 PM
Mar 2012

Is it safe to come out from under the bed, now?

 

RobertEarl

(13,685 posts)
33. He'll get my porn, when
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 10:38 PM
Mar 2012

He pries it from my cold dead hand.

I was gonna say wet sticky fingers, but decided to just copy the gun-huggers instead.

edgineered

(2,101 posts)
25. How dire this scenario is. Had you typed 'humanity' instead of
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 09:53 PM
Mar 2012

humankind, many here would have hope. The less humane cannot understand the difference, yet are of belief in judging all others by their own personal values.

From the rock opera Tommy:

I believe in love.
But how can men who've never seen
Light be enlightened?
Only if he's cured
Will his spirit's future level ever heighten.


To enlighten the haters, bigots, racists, sexists etal of the world is hopeless. Goodbye cruel world!

FLyellowdog

(4,276 posts)
26. "An election is coming...
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 10:09 PM
Mar 2012

Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry."
T. S. Eliot

wiggs

(7,816 posts)
29. Santorum's job here is no different than Rush's. His role is to pull the country to
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 10:34 PM
Mar 2012

the right, not to win the presidency. It's his duty to throw out the most RW stuff he can...to make issues where none should exist, to make moderates seem like socialists, to introduce language and messaging that redefines the center and change national discourse.

 

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)
30. Well we need to protect women and children
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 10:35 PM
Mar 2012

and yes, Rick's eyes too, from any naughty parts. I guess he goes to the bathroom with the lights off.

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