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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Tue Jan 21, 2014, 04:16 PM Jan 2014

Archeological linguists translate text on ancient Babylonian biscuit


Ancient Babylonian Tax and Sex Biscuit

Archeologists at the Smithsonian Museum's Freer Gallery of Art have completed their studies of text written on a 3,700 year old Babylonian biscuit, discovered near the ancient city of Uruk, capitol of Gigamesh in modern-day Iraq.

Although the archeologists have yet to verify if the biscuit, in fact, once belonged the Amorite ruler, Hammurabi, it was confirmed that the actual text, written in Sumerian, was the first ever known use of an ingredients and nutrition facts label.

Highly prized, the Babylonian biscuits of the time were used to settle tax debts and also to purchase sexual favors for tax collectors in the ancient society. For their favors, Babylonian prostitutes earned the nickname "Ladies of the Biscuit."

Although some of the words were not completely translated, the text is as follows:

INGREDIENTS OF TAX AND SEX BISCUIT: Whole Wheat Flour, Water, Baking Ashur-nirari, Zarmasheruurantishbar (An Emulsifier), Salt, Sacrificial Leavening, Natural Flavoring, Huumari Nuts, Zimult of Hiit, Partially Tiglathianated Olive Oil, Camel Butter, Camel Oil, Camel Milk, Eggs.

Distributed By Itti-Marduk-balatu Bakers of Uruk

To ensure product quality, please keep this biscuit in a cool, dry place, at or below the temperature of a moonless night.

May Contain Milk, Nut And Camel Ingredients.

Serving Size: 2
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Archeological linguists translate text on ancient Babylonian biscuit (Original Post) MrScorpio Jan 2014 OP
Can't fault them--it takes me a while to translate ingredient labels, too pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #1
Sorry. I'm Baking Ashur-nirari-intolerant. Vashta Nerada Jan 2014 #2
Natural flavoring? Shankapotomus Jan 2014 #3
Probably turn out to be a wallet dipsydoodle Jan 2014 #4
The Babylonian Sex Biscuits' first album was by FAR their best Warren DeMontague Jan 2014 #5
Wonder what the expiration date was. JoePhilly Jan 2014 #6
"Best if used before 1600 B.C." pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #9
Doesn't specify whether the camel ingredients should be one or two humps. democratisphere Jan 2014 #7
Really? No tax and spend joke yet? NuclearDem Jan 2014 #8
Tax and Spen(t) joke is on the way! democratisphere Jan 2014 #10

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
1. Can't fault them--it takes me a while to translate ingredient labels, too
Tue Jan 21, 2014, 04:29 PM
Jan 2014

But it sounds pretty good. If only I didn't have that allergy to Zarmasheruurantishbar.

Shankapotomus

(4,840 posts)
3. Natural flavoring?
Tue Jan 21, 2014, 04:38 PM
Jan 2014

No way. LOL. This is a joke, right?

Were they concealing castoreum as "natural flavoring" 3700 years ago?

dipsydoodle

(42,239 posts)
4. Probably turn out to be a wallet
Tue Jan 21, 2014, 04:39 PM
Jan 2014

and if so I bet there's a ticket for alterations at a tailor inside.

That being the case if they find can the tailor he'll probably say " be ready next Tuesday"

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
5. The Babylonian Sex Biscuits' first album was by FAR their best
Tue Jan 21, 2014, 05:13 PM
Jan 2014

after the drummer had that incident with the butane torch and the vacuum cleaner, their sound never recovered.

democratisphere

(17,235 posts)
7. Doesn't specify whether the camel ingredients should be one or two humps.
Tue Jan 21, 2014, 05:42 PM
Jan 2014

Who knew a biscuit could have so much monetary and sexual value.

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