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Ancient Babylonian Tax and Sex Biscuit
Archeologists at the Smithsonian Museum's Freer Gallery of Art have completed their studies of text written on a 3,700 year old Babylonian biscuit, discovered near the ancient city of Uruk, capitol of Gigamesh in modern-day Iraq.
Although the archeologists have yet to verify if the biscuit, in fact, once belonged the Amorite ruler, Hammurabi, it was confirmed that the actual text, written in Sumerian, was the first ever known use of an ingredients and nutrition facts label.
Highly prized, the Babylonian biscuits of the time were used to settle tax debts and also to purchase sexual favors for tax collectors in the ancient society. For their favors, Babylonian prostitutes earned the nickname "Ladies of the Biscuit."
Although some of the words were not completely translated, the text is as follows:
INGREDIENTS OF TAX AND SEX BISCUIT: Whole Wheat Flour, Water, Baking Ashur-nirari, Zarmasheruurantishbar (An Emulsifier), Salt, Sacrificial Leavening, Natural Flavoring, Huumari Nuts, Zimult of Hiit, Partially Tiglathianated Olive Oil, Camel Butter, Camel Oil, Camel Milk, Eggs.
Distributed By Itti-Marduk-balatu Bakers of Uruk
To ensure product quality, please keep this biscuit in a cool, dry place, at or below the temperature of a moonless night.
May Contain Milk, Nut And Camel Ingredients.
Serving Size: 2
Distributed By Itti-Marduk-balatu Bakers of Uruk
To ensure product quality, please keep this biscuit in a cool, dry place, at or below the temperature of a moonless night.
May Contain Milk, Nut And Camel Ingredients.
Serving Size: 2
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Archeological linguists translate text on ancient Babylonian biscuit (Original Post)
MrScorpio
Jan 2014
OP
Doesn't specify whether the camel ingredients should be one or two humps.
democratisphere
Jan 2014
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pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)1. Can't fault them--it takes me a while to translate ingredient labels, too
But it sounds pretty good. If only I didn't have that allergy to Zarmasheruurantishbar.
Vashta Nerada
(3,922 posts)2. Sorry. I'm Baking Ashur-nirari-intolerant.
Shankapotomus
(4,840 posts)3. Natural flavoring?
No way. LOL. This is a joke, right?
Were they concealing castoreum as "natural flavoring" 3700 years ago?
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)4. Probably turn out to be a wallet
and if so I bet there's a ticket for alterations at a tailor inside.
That being the case if they find can the tailor he'll probably say " be ready next Tuesday"
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)5. The Babylonian Sex Biscuits' first album was by FAR their best
after the drummer had that incident with the butane torch and the vacuum cleaner, their sound never recovered.
JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)6. Wonder what the expiration date was.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)9. "Best if used before 1600 B.C."
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)7. Doesn't specify whether the camel ingredients should be one or two humps.
Who knew a biscuit could have so much monetary and sexual value.
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)8. Really? No tax and spend joke yet?
DU, I am disappoint.
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)10. Tax and Spen(t) joke is on the way!