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global1

(25,270 posts) Wed Jan 29, 2014, 01:30 AM Jan 2014

For People Like Myself That Practice Restraint And I Don't Swear - I Got A New Line To Use.....

this evening when I get mad at somebody. It ranks up there with "Shut The Front Door".

The new line is "You son of a bar keep".

I love it.

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For People Like Myself That Practice Restraint And I Don't Swear - I Got A New Line To Use..... (Original Post) global1 Jan 2014 OP

Can I borrow that? VanillaRhapsody Jan 2014 #1

for when someone says something they shouldn't and then changes the subject: "back the truck up!" unblock Jan 2014 #2

I like "Hail Satan!" ZombieHorde Jan 2014 #3

I admire Herman Melville's line: "He's a son of a bachelor". . . Journeyman Jan 2014 #4

VanillaRhapsody

(21,115 posts)

1. Can I borrow that?

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Wed Jan 29, 2014, 01:41 AM

Jan 2014

unblock

(52,317 posts)

2. for when someone says something they shouldn't and then changes the subject: "back the truck up!"

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Wed Jan 29, 2014, 01:47 AM

Jan 2014

ZombieHorde

(29,047 posts)

3. I like "Hail Satan!"

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Wed Jan 29, 2014, 02:17 AM

Jan 2014

For example --

Someone: "Why should my paycheck go to lazy people who don't work?!"

Me: "Hail Satan!"

I usually get dirty looks, but I really enjoy the response, and I think I get my feelings across.

Disclaimer: I have nothing Satan or his followers. Satanists are the nicest people on the internet, in my opinion. They're even nicer than Buddhists, but I'm not sure why.

Journeyman

(15,038 posts)

4. I admire Herman Melville's line: "He's a son of a bachelor". . .

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Wed Jan 29, 2014, 02:29 AM

Jan 2014

Gives you a twofer.

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