and there are other climate change tipping points....

...where Morgan Freeman played the POTUS. I imagined there was a missing bit of dialogue from him along these lines:

"It's a hell of a thing... when I was elected there were people who acted like it was the end of the world for a black man to be elected president. So what happens? The end of the world! You just can't win."

That would have been better in a pure satire about a black president like WAG THE KENYAN or something.

but sometimes DU seems like this cartoon.

Usually when you drop a comment like that you sort of have to... I dunno... corroborate it or something. Or at least explain what your analogy is on this.

"At least until, you know, the destruction of the planet."

all candidates agree: asteroid destruction should be privatized and whether it is destroyed at all shall be left to seven Wall Street banks shorting the survival of the human species.

The GOP would criticize him for keeping it secret - AND for spending too much money on it.

Right up there with (school of) Roy Lichenstein's masterpiece: