Romney Compares Puerto Rico Win to Massive Pancake



http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/03/romney-compares-puerto-rico-win-to-massive-pancake/

This guy is so awkward.

before I clicked on the thread.

I really did.

“Pancakes Eggscetera. “It’s like kind of a play on words,” he says, in case you miss the pun. “The pancakes are apparently very good.” That’s what transpires here, for most of the video:

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/mitt-romney-explains-him-eating-pancakes-in-excrutiating-detail/

for his stilted manner of trying to speak "human".

Although Matthews introduced the "alien" concept at the beginning of the segment.

"Conehead" observation at 2:20.

“I’m looking forward to getting one of these pancakes. Can I get one of these on the way out? Not the super big one, I can’t fit that in the vehicle, all right,” Romney joked. “The car’s only a Chevy SUV.”

The large breakfast crowd began to chant, "Tie it to the roof! Tie it to the roof!"

(Yes, I added that last sentence)

Romney really does put the "artificial" into intelligence.

or Windows ME.

It's like a political must do when campaigning in Philly. Even John Kerry failed the Cheesesteak test (he asked for Swiss and asked for a sub).

...I'd ask the owner "What's your biggest seller" and when they replied I'd say "I'll have one of those." No substitutions, no modifications.

ALTERNATELY, it would be pretty simple to do one's homework BEFORE visiting the restaurtant (that's why Romney has a "campaign staff&quot , and walk in ORDERING the "biggest seller" as if you were a "regular."

My secret wish is that he walks into a PA restaurant and says "I'll have one of those Philly Cheesy Steaks."

Lightning couldn't possibly stike twice...COULD IT?

Or was I lucky enough to miss that

Haven't done Pat's yet but if I ever go back there it's Pat's for me!

thank you.

They're just the right size, not too wide and not too thick. They aren't too fluffy either and they take to maple syrup in just the right manner. And not Vermont maple syrup, either. We're talking good ol' fashioned Illinois maple syrup.

...and sent them back to the kitchen, complaining "these were not made with REAL silver dollars."

n/t

His campaign staff needs to be fooled into taking him out for a traditional Chicago dog at the Wiener's Circle, where part of the experience is the staff cursing at you (including racial slurs) and treating you like shit.

Don't phone ahead. Just have him show up and show how off the cuff Romney really can be.

TlalocW

The Pakleds were nomadic scavengers who would steal or scam others out of their possessions and technology. Romney owns how many homes and calls how many states his home and how did he operate Bain capital? To the casual observer, the Pakleds appeared to be intellectually challenged and they played up their seeming ignorance but inside they were very cunning. Romney with his almost primitive statements about "food ... good" wherever he goes is trying to appear simple and ordinary (but admittedly not doing a very convincing job) but all the while he never plays his true hand unlike Santorum or Mr. Tiffany. And like the Pakleds who chose not to join Starfleet, Romney is unaligned, not really on anyone's side or any party's side, and mainly out for himself.

We have Romney - who is as the hip hop business would call him a "fake ass idiot", we Newt "Moon Colony" Gingrich, and American Taliban poster boy Rick Santorum. None of these clowns stand a chance against Obama.

I wonder just how big around the win margin was in Puerto Rico, or if he was even measuring the difference in diameter or overall mass?

His close win in Ohio could be measured in grapes, contrasting his baked potato sized loss in Mississippi.

Wow. Thanks for pointing that out. I would have never gotten it.

Hope that is all they have in common.

In my pancake. LOL!

Scientists did a study and discovered that Nebraska is indeed flatter than a pancake. True fact!