The Day The Music Died

my friend max turned three
coinkydink?
stephen king says no
let’s look at them ebidences
of the day he came poppin’ out
fifteenth amendment ratified 1870
GUILTY
first meeting of the league of nations 1919
GUILTY
earthquake in new Zealand 1931
GUILTY
fire in a mental hospital that killed nine patients 1933
GUILTY that is sooooo omen
coldest temperature ever recorded on the continent 1947
GUILTY
klaus fuchs arrested 1950
GUILTY
soviet union lands a robot on the moon 1966
GUILTY
ski lift accident kills 20 1998
GUILTY
but the most damning fact of all:
alberto gonzalez appointed attorney general 2005
and armed with this last bit the crowd surged past the barrier
and pelted him with sunflower seeds to save the world
don’t look me up, though. it would be bad.
jeez I killed walt cronkite