I'm sure XP can do everything he needs.

I damn sure still do.

Any amount.

Two run XP, two run Windows 7. In both instances I've encountered very few problems.

I've been using computers since 1970, so I tend not to be a dedicated follower of fashion. If I lose time tending to OS problems, I lose money.

That's what I've heard, anyway.

It's a great OS, no doubt. Just not for me.

Gates has not aged well.

Now, he more than likely spends a great deal of his time on his yacht and on the beach in various resorts.

Andy Borowitz is always amusing and on point

And will become delicious bonus satire themselves as they will inevitably chime in.

Make us proud!

and can't install it. Hopefully, Gates said, "you know, maybe we should go back to the basics, who designed this version anyway?"

eight year old can also do it just fine.

But while Windows FAIL just frustrates people, the GMO mutant seeds and food-like crap you are pimping make the land, the animals, the insects and the people sick.

Wake up and smell the pernicious crap you have created.

Although it looks pretty. Why don't I just buy a Mac?