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HARTFORD, CTCreating an electric and intimidating atmosphere with their cheers and vocal cries for blood, throngs of health insurance executives reportedly crowded into a massive outdoor coliseum on Aetnas corporate campus Monday to watch one of their policyholders engage in a life-or-death fight against cancer.
Sources confirmed that the stone arena was filled to capacity for the highly anticipated spectacle, with over 90,000 officials attending from providers as far away as WellPoint, Kaiser Permanente, and HCSC to see if the patient could survive an intense, brutal struggle with the advanced stage III illness.
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According to reports, the policyholder, who was equipped with limited resources of his own during the fight, immediately faced the punishing and grave challenge of successfully submitting claims for a preliminary consultation with an out-of-network oncologist. As a slew of taunts and jeers rained down from the hordes of health insurance professionals, sources said the increasingly weary combatant suffered a crushing blow upon receiving a $60,000 bill for one week of inpatient care that exceeded his plans hospitalization coverage limit.
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At press time, deafening chants of Deny! Deny! Deny! drowned out the patients desperate appeals against new coinsurance charges, after which the president of Aetna reportedly smirked and slowly dragged his index finger across his throat.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/delighted-health-insurance-executives-gather-in-ou,35289/
Gman
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(53,475 posts)rurallib
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It's hard to find the humor in so much of this anymore.
LibDemAlways
(15,139 posts)to get my mother pre-admitted at the local hospital for some upcoming surgery. What should have taken an hour at most took three, mostly because every procedure had to be pre-approved and two tests weren't. After a bunch of back and forth, the doctor decided those tests weren't needed after all. I walked out of there with elevated blood pressure myself. We have the crappiest excuse for a health care payment system imaginable. Oh, and while we were waiting to be helped, I noticed not one but two offices specifically set aside for people without insurance to work out long term payment plans. Nothing like getting sick and going God knows how much into debt. Only in the US.
SunSeeker
(51,564 posts)And for the old folks or others ill-equipped to take on the insurance companies, those who don't have someone like you, they just die. It's all pretty medieval.
LibDemAlways
(15,139 posts)it, too. When they were telling me two tests wouldn't be covered, they added I could pay upfront and duke it out with the insurance company later. I almost blew a gasket. I tried to be polite while explaining that if the tests weren't covered, they weren't happening. My poor mom just sat there getting more and more upset until she broke down in tears.
You are right. Without me there as her advocate, she'd be stuck with some,no doubt,horrendous bills. What a racket.