Solomonoff's Secret Ars Legatus Legioniset Subscriptor

The Donut is remnants of Ancient Soviet Space Lizards. Luna 2 established a Moon Base to communicate with Martian Lizard People. Khrushchev's secret weapon: order Mars to create the next Anti-Christ to Destroy the First World. Barry Soetoro Hussein Obama was engineered on Mars 2 years later - coincidence? I think not. Obama boarded an asteroid to Indonesia for installation and calibration of Energy Crystals before traveling West. Obama's NASA sent a rover to send Western Secrets to the Martians. Snowden distracted the Human Media to cover up the Donut Conspiracy until resistance could be suppressed. Khrushchev will return once his Plan is Complete. All the pieces are in place. Completion is inevitable.