or if you carry the one then you might be a mathematician, or if you you carry a child you might be pregnant, or if you just plain Carie, you might be a Stephan King novel! What other stupid statements come from the people who have a gun and badger?

Where does it end? How did we get so messed up criminalizing individuals while the big crooks run to the bank with all their loot?

WTF, how did this country go so wrong?

Just because you're in a car with a woman with a history of prostitution doesn't mean that the two of you are committing an illegal act.

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.

Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, "Is this guy blind or what?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate woman. "I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff. "Yes, that's true ... but you have all the equipment ..."