didn't know it was in Tulsa, though.

the guy left the car running, and the dogs somehow put it in gear.

Where the dogs get into the corn mash and get high as an elephant's eye. There's no telling what those rogues'll do in that condition.

The last time I was there on business I stayed in that area. Those pups were lucky!

Guy calls a locksmith because he's locked out his car with the keys and his dog inside.

The locksmith quips "If that was Lassie, she could unlock the door for you"

Guy says "If she was Lassie, she wouldn't have locked the fucking doors in the first place!!!"

We promptly told our 4 Chihuahuas that the cars were for "daddies only, no puppies." But, to be honest, I didn't like the look the cat was giving me, so we are thinking of hiding our keys!

They saw her and barked excitedly. She seemed not to notice them as she sniffed along the sidewalk.

Then one of them, I swear, hit the horn.