because it's so similar to the actual things they do say.

to pop up here for real.

what Putin will do and say. Because, like, Obama is the king. He is King Obama, in charge of the entire world.

once mentioned horseback riding. Obama says, "The guys in Brokeback Mountain didn't even go that far."

Then, it (the good thing) happened despite Obama's efforts to stop 'the good thing' from happening.

That's just the way the real world works.

"It's all Obama's fault!1! Now pass the tea bags."

Thanks for the post, funny as all get out!

I don't doubt our operatives are behind the Ukraine matter, but this is pure tripe.

"Not resolving Benghazi" is a Republican mating call. Go hang out with them. You'll be a hit, no doubt.

I keep hearing that Russia took over Georgia. See, all that ice down there was nothing for the good old Rooskies. They love that shit. So there goes one state. If they take over Ukraine, which is like near Kansas, what will happen to voting there? Will it get worse? And who cares anyway, what does the Ukraine have to offer anyway? Monsanto salted corn?

But Athens is.

let's just blame President Obama for bad weather and bad hair days while we are at it