So who would you exile to a deserted island if you had the chance?
Just a totally hypothetical stress reliever.
Say you had the power to banish certain persons to a deserted island where there is no access to mass media. Just totally isolated from the rest of the world. They'll live on with their lives, but we here get to be free from hearing about them ever again.
Ideally, this would be reserved for persons who can't stay out of the news despite no one wanting to hear about them in the news. Or for people who have an audience but really shouldn't have an audience--basically the media gives them a microphone and they inevitably go to town.
And for the sake of conscience, I'll just say there's plenty of fresh water and coconuts on this island to drink and eat, and they can easily fashion thatch huts from palm trees and such. So you don't have to worry about the inhumanity of it all. (Unless they choose to resort to cannibalism, but that's on them, not you.)
So who would you choose? I think my list would have to include at the very least:
Sarah Palin
Justin Bieber
George Zimmerman
Ted Nugent
Any right wing talk radio host (Limbaugh, Beck, Hannity, etc.)
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Politically: Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Louie Gohmert, Marsha Blackburn, Michele Bachmann, Boner.
Religiously: Pat Robertson, Fred Phelps.
The entire Fox News crew, assuming the island has a sufficient supply of peroxide. 
We are going to have to invade Australia though so there is enough space
I saw John Oliver in stand up at the end of 2013. He mentioned he has recently been to Australia for the first time and talked about the fact that Australia had been a penal colony for England. He talked about the clean beaches and clear water and blue sky in Australia and ended by saying he thot the Brits back then should have fenced in England and left the prisoners and everyone else gone to Australia.
If we must put people out on isolated islands, I recommend Scott Walker, Paul Ryan, Ted Cruz, and I agree with your list. After the comments on the Ukraine, I will include former mayor Guiliani
Thanks!
Kartrashian Klan 
Any and all Celebutantes
Andy Cohen since he unleashed a whole new crop of Celebutantes with the Real Housewives franchise.
The owner of Velocity TV - because that's on in my house every chance my husband can sneak it.
Newt Gingrich
Sister Sarah Alaskastan and Family
Rush and every single one of his ditto heads
I'm sure I'll think of more. This is a fun game!
