Its been two weeks now. They need to hurry up.

Two weeks have gone by and there is no war in the Ukraine. Instead, when they had a chance to start shooting, they missed, intentionally, shooting into the air instead of at each other.

What the hell kind of soldiers are these people? Don't they know there are millions of Americans just drooling over the prospect of getting a war on?

I think the Ukranians are showing a huge amount of disrespect to the American Empire. We have spent trillions of dollars arming ourselves just waiting for the opportunity to show everyone how big and awesomely bad we are, and now they won't even open the damn door so we can go in and shoot up the place.

I told yall this would happen if we elected someone like Obama. Did you listen? Do you understand what a tragedy this is to have all these generals and airplanes and bombs just sitting there itching to have the trigger pulled?

We are in grave danger if we can't get a war going. Well, Russia has failed us, again, the Ukranians, too. There must be someplace we can attack. Any ideas? I heard Venezuela needs our help. Maybe we could get some action going there?