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Are_grits_groceries

(17,111 posts)
Fri Mar 23, 2012, 02:21 PM Mar 2012

10 plagues Pat Robertson believes will befall the Broncos because they traded Tebow:

Plagues that Pat Robertson believes will befall the Broncos now that they have signed Peyton Manning and traded Tim Tebow:

1. A Plague of Gayness

Men will be fornicating with other men in the streets!

Everywhere.

Plus, gayness will become airborne in the Mile High City.

Airborne gayness!

2. Tsunami

When it was pointed out to Robertson that Denver was not on the coast, Robertson nodded and replied, "God spared them because of prayer."

3. Bibles will turn in to Korans.

And the Korans will explode when they are opened.

And the explosions will make people gay.

Exploding gayness!

4. Nuclear assault.

North Korea's Kim Jong-Un has become quite the Tim Tebow fan. And if there's one thing that Kim Jong-Un doesn't like -- aside from being a chubby short man presiding over a country where millions are dying of famine -- it's Tim Tebow being disrespected. 
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more: http://outkickthecoverage.com/pat-robertson-prophesies-peyton-manning-injury-after-tebow-trade.php

Heh!
Add your own plague.




 

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10 plagues Pat Robertson believes will befall the Broncos because they traded Tebow: (Original Post) Are_grits_groceries Mar 2012 OP
I predict a plague of Super Bowl rings. Arctic Dave Mar 2012 #1
#11 And the gay frogs shall engage in Frogies Uncle Joe Mar 2012 #2
He also thinks Peyton Manning should get injured. geardaddy Mar 2012 #3
Well, Pat, the solution is to buy yourself a football team and hire Tebow. tanyev Mar 2012 #4

Uncle Joe

(58,420 posts)
2. #11 And the gay frogs shall engage in Frogies
Fri Mar 23, 2012, 02:39 PM
Mar 2012




#12 And the people of Denver shall be consumed by the gay frogs.







So it is written so it is done.


Thanks for the thread, grits.

tanyev

(42,613 posts)
4. Well, Pat, the solution is to buy yourself a football team and hire Tebow.
Fri Mar 23, 2012, 04:40 PM
Mar 2012

Then we'll really see who God wants to win.

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