Teabagger relative of mine sent me this racist e-mail...

I replied chewing him out something fierce.

I also gave him a link to a FOX article saying the numbers of undocumented are still dropping.

Here's the e-mail:



While in Florida I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat.

When I went into the E.R.,
I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat: Below.



It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But, don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!