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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhat do Republicans and Bed Bugs have in common?
I can think of a few things, can you? What are your thoughts?
trusty elf
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GopperStopper2680
(397 posts)But then again Republicans are a diverse form of nuisance and so are bugs. But yes, that's Tom Delay..he's a roach.
GopperStopper2680
(397 posts)And they turn into a grease spot.
BootinUp
(47,201 posts)GopperStopper2680
(397 posts)They come in without being welcomed, when they don't belong and without you knowing how they got in (George W. Bush), they absolutely refuse to leave, (Bush's second White House term), suck copious amounts of blood, (Romney, Santorum), and leave large, itchy red welts on the skin in their wake (FEMA, after hurricane Katrina and 9/11). Also they resist the usually successful attempts to get rid of them that normally work. (Obama Democratic election to the White House in 2008.)
What do you folks think?
GopperStopper2680
(397 posts)I wonder if that 'moran' ever found out it's spelled morons. In the south here we call that 'the pot calling the kettle black'. The guy that said that was obviously a member of 'redneck right' in high standing. I reiterate that rednecks should not have access to the internet.
Odin2005
(53,521 posts)GopperStopper2680
(397 posts)Then some others came up. See if you can think of more. Oh, they're both ugly! And both make a terrible mess when you splatter them!
ecstatic
(32,751 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)One is a blood sucking parasite that's almost impossible to get out of your bedroom and the other is just an insect.
GopperStopper2680
(397 posts)Of course we know which is which! LOL
GopperStopper2680
(397 posts)was the chemical DDT. It was banned because of the hazards it posed to wildlife and the environment. The primary means for getting rid of Republicans-oversight and transparancy in government and business-was also banned-because of the hazards it posed to Republicans.
Enrique
(27,461 posts)GopperStopper2680
(397 posts)That's a good point you make Enrique. But it brings out an interesting and fundamental difference.
Whereas Bed Bugs are usually found in trashy, run down flop houses, Republicans are normally found in elite, top of the line five star hotels. This is an important difference which is a key point in determining which species is causing the infestation. (Incidentally some times the two species are still found together despite this common divide.)
GopperStopper2680
(397 posts)GopperStopper2680
(397 posts)Is a symbol that stands for strength, solidarity, and unmoving constitution. The Bed Bug stands for parasitism, infestation, misery, fear, and the general failing health of a nation. Perfect for a bloodsucking parasite party that moves in, cannot be gotten rid of and harms the health of an entire country driving it to desperation.
jillan
(39,451 posts)GopperStopper2680
(397 posts)Whereas Bed Bugs simply invade your bed to suck blood, Republicans seek to go a step further and invade your sex life attempting to interfere with your rights to birth control! This is yet another important distinction between these two loathesome Cimex Species!
GopperStopper2680
(397 posts)N/T