in about a zillion ways, but, for some reason, it brought from my memory banks that Aynsley Dunbar, who played with Zappa from 1971 to about 1974 or so, wore a dildo from his belt as part of his band uniform.

Where can I find unsanitized Christian porn? Or is it too oxymoronic to even exist?

-90% Jimmy

for the pictue I guess?

That is just so very, very wrong on so many levels.

Or get nailed

because you just can't get that last nail in by yourself.

put the placenta eating story in the lounge and let GD have the dildo story

I realized that both should be in the Lounge

been about so called prophets 'cornering the market for profit'.
Follow the money.

"No, see? It says RIGHT HERE that I can use a strap-on to 'peg' you..." "But it says further down the page that egg vibrators are good, but TENS play isn't?"

Posted by none other than "underpants".
Brilliant, simply brilliant.

Tremendous chuckle factor from all perspectives.

R&K

Listening just now, and hadn't for a decade or two, it's my hero Zappa as a writer/performer of traditional American Folk songs. He loved writing songs about weird sexual stuff he witnessed first hand or verbally. Incredibly funny and I guess pretty misogynistic besides.

I'm reading a remarkable book by Pauline Butcher?, a Zappa employee from around 1969 to maybe 1973. Learning a lot of stuff I never never ever knew about Zappa's satellite of people. "Tended to treat other peoples lives in a not so nice way." is roughly what Suzy Creamcheese said about Frank for the 1972 book No Commercial Potential. Zappa had a creepy side and could be pretty severe to his wife and kids. This book was my springboard to begin my lifelong study of what Zappa was. It's been very helpful on my path to becoming an accomplished critical thinker. Someday. Work in Progress.

-90% Jimmy

"Oh no, I've tithed all my money!"
"Well, we could get married and homeschool the kids..."
Bow Chicka Bow Bow.

dont forget the porn stars we rent have to be quality checked for blasphemous self mutilations.

thanks for your excellent humor. good work.

-jim

Bow Chicka Bow Bow - gotta see if youtube has any Tom Servo/Crow T. Robot doing this porno cliche? I distinctly remember it from my MST3K first run days in the early nineties.

a better understanding of the Dutch way of handling sexuality...esp. as compared to the U.S.

Amsterdam is, uh, a pretty tolerant place, sex and drug wise.

Yeah they are definitely a lot more open minded about sex and drugs than we are.

that would = family planning and safe sex, and being progressive...

I can see how that would confuse a lot of people in this country.

This will interfere with their Virgin Mary statuette business.

Hell has just confirmed my reservations....

I've tried to comment on this article twice, each time I've made a post I've deleted it before actually posting, and I have now realized that this is one of those that I'm going to just shake my head at and walk away from.