Explain this new big change at DU to me
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| Jurors can now vote up to seven times | |
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| MIRT bans anyone posting a poll with seven options | |
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| Administrators' votes now count seven times as much as everybody else's combined | |
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| Whenever you serve on seven juries, you get entered into DU's million dollar lottery | |
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| It's still a crap-shoot, but snake-eyes and boxcars count as sevens and vice-versa | |
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| If seven maids with seven mops swept it for half a year, DU would not get cleared | |
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| Once you have seven posts hidden, you get a free donor star | |
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| Seven year olds will no longer be allowed to post on DU | |
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| For convenience, all arithmetic calculations here must be done to base seven from now on | |
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Dumfoozled and bamboozled! 
It's just like that.
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I don't care if that's not how it works. Now every time I serve on 7 DU juries I'll have a shot at retiring someday! Woot!
Don't laugh, it's my best hope of ever getting out of the workforce and I'm going to pretend it's real. 
If I can't get a shot at a million dollar lottery, I'd settle for my casserole dish being scoured out.
Well played, struggle4progress! Well played! 
I'm not saying the place drives me to drink or anything...it's just politics tend to require something a tad stronger than pop to get through the day. At least in my experience. A couple of things campaign workers all have in common is a taste for alcoholic beverages and a massive collection of T-shirts.
