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Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 05:26 AM Apr 2014

I need to dispel the myth that "the Democratic party is split" once more loudly and clearly

There is no split. the base is behind our sagacious leader 99.9% of the time because they know he is smarter than all of us combined, the liars that claim any of the base is unhappy are not even part of the base!


What firebaggers like Sanders and the pathetic paleo-Democratic, Libertarian far left, Anarchists for Putin that have taken over this site need to understand is they are fake "Democrats" suffering from a clinically undetectable mental disorder called ODS, and as such, are not real Democrats, and certainly not his base

they are really mostly (nearly all in fact) libertarians registered as Democrats that only voted for him to advance a master plan the goal of which is to "bring him down" because ODS.

Their end game after bringing down the best President of all time (past and future) is to finally herald a new administration with a Rand as president (whom they love almost as much as Putin).

They are clever and embedded (many of them operating sleeper cells of so called "Democrats" for 30 or even up to 60 years.

Real Democrats like Obama, Baucus, anyone named Nelson, Rahm Emanuel, Lieberman (before the firebaggers forced him to run as a party of one) and Ed Rendell are under constant attack by racist libertarians that claim to vote for Democrats as a cover and who must be destroyed.

Their ODS inspired plot also includes discrediting great thinkers - true progressive thinkers like Milton Friedman and collaborative progressive thinkers like Will Marshall, Al From and others who were so pragmatic that they got an incredibly smart billionaire set of brothers named Koch to help fund their DLC. If billionaires as brilliant as they backed their progressive plans, all I can say is the DLC were top notch geniuses that had been working since the eighties to bring us a Democratic utopia of REAL liberal policies and we MUST carry their torch onward into the future.

The Paulite conspiracy runs so deep here at Neo-DU, that the only way to be sure of backing true Democrats is to check to make sure they are connected to the third way think tank, the progressive policy institute, are former DLC alumni, or in the case of posters on this site - Boggers in good standing with the group.

We true Democrats must have Obama's back no matter what he says or does!

We are NOT frustrated by revelations about the Obama administration's secret government spying programs or the president's support for drone strikes against terrorist women, children and boys of a certain age (the age proves there terrorism in this case), we know full well that spying on everyone and collecting everything is not the same as targeting just criminals so it isn't really spying and it is clear to the sensible that drones do not splatter humans but rather only bugs.

We the base support visionaries such as Summers and that hero Brennan just as we hope to do more for banks and for free trade. We promote kill lists and indefinite detention without rights because all these things are the true Democratic agenda and are all attempts to further the interests of the common working man and his right to be allowed to lose rights and job security in order to enable them to patriotically provide the US with the ability to be competitive on the global labor market and to also allow for a nation secure from the many domestic threats of the disgruntled far left and libertarian terrorists before they become organized. We want these things for our lessers because we love them and have their backs and know what's best for them.

If what is best for them is to reduce their earned benefits like SS and Medicare when they are whinny old farts that can't earn money for their betters anymore, we will support such cuts BECAUSE we love them and want to help them find ways not to be the useless takers that they are. The same for the poor that claim that cutting programs like food stamps will hurt them, in the reality based world if they are not hungry and useful to their betters then we have failed to help them find the bliss in working three min wage jobs to help an economy that is wisely designed to funnel cash to the only people with the ability to trickle success down upon them. I mean, how can we help them if we don't help the rich that may decide to help them at some point eventually?

In conclusion, 99.9% of true Democrats support President Obama on everything all the time and those that do not provide such complete and trusting blind support are not really Democrats or "the base", but rather ODS racist libertarians with an agenda going back to the days of that 'bagger FDR and his hatred of those financially secure enough to shower their wealth down upon us with their unfettered ingenuity. We have already paid a great price for the suffocating regulations that held back the prosperity of the nation until Rubin and Summers under the very liberal Bill Clinton removed the regulatory handcuffs that impedede the creation of true and lasting prosperity that only unfettered capitalism can provide.

Obama's true base loves him, support his every decision 100% and always will, do not believe the lies of the firebagging Putin lovers that not only never really loved him but actually hate him and always will because ODS and their worship of Randian libertarianism.

We need to stick together and go on the attack against what so many falsely see as his Democratic base, our numbers are small, but we are right, have the best funding, and will win in the end bringing to fruition our Progressive Koch inspired Democratic agenda that was so well articulated by our founding DLC heroes. We pragmatic few, ARE THE ONLY true base!

Lets rally! Lets Win!
Are you with me!!!!?
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I need to dispel the myth that "the Democratic party is split" once more loudly and clearly (Original Post) Dragonfli Apr 2014 OP
Lol BlindTiresias Apr 2014 #1
Obama meets with Wendy Davis, GOP pounces JI7 Apr 2014 #2
What does that have to do with the OP? I think you posted in the wrong thread. Dragonfli Apr 2014 #8
and example of how democrats are united and something that is going on in the country JI7 Apr 2014 #10
I already told you in the OP - all true Dems are completely behind the one true agenda Dragonfli Apr 2014 #19
If you're going to try to suppress the replies, I'm going to regret my vote to not hide your OP muriel_volestrangler Apr 2014 #24
How am I trying to stop rebuttals? by replying to them? Dragonfli Apr 2014 #32
"I think you posted in the wrong thread" reply #8 muriel_volestrangler Apr 2014 #41
I didn't understand the seemingly random thought that had nothing to do with the OP Dragonfli Apr 2014 #44
You're hiding from any criticism of your OP muriel_volestrangler Apr 2014 #64
I didn't see that as an attack, I saw that as being well read regarding a poster's PR projects. Dragonfli Apr 2014 #69
So now you continue the attack by calling their posts 'PR' and 'hissy fits' muriel_volestrangler Apr 2014 #76
Mentioning someones efficiency at public relations work for a party is hardly an attack Dragonfli Apr 2014 #79
so anyone who continues to be a part of that party and an internet site that supports the party and JI7 Apr 2014 #25
Are you a ventriloquist, because I hear your words being placed in my mouth. Dragonfli Apr 2014 #28
how can anyone take someone seriously when they make such claims and then claim to JI7 Apr 2014 #33
Don't take me seriously then, in fact don't take me at all, problem solved Dragonfli Apr 2014 #39
There is nothing confusing about people being JI7 Apr 2014 #42
I agree, so stop it already, we can all see you, you have our attention. Dragonfli Apr 2014 #45
That was supposed to be whores JI7 Apr 2014 #48
I stopped reading after "firebaggers like Sanders..." nt Earth_First Apr 2014 #3
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA! Exposethefrauds Apr 2014 #4
One word summary: Firebaggers! Pholus Apr 2014 #5
it puts the lotion on it's skin? Well, you forget to send down the basket for it to take the lotion Dragonfli Apr 2014 #6
When your entire perception of reality is based on namecalling Pholus Apr 2014 #7
Yes, like all the decent people my parents are quite wealthy and want me to support what I do Dragonfli Apr 2014 #9
When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me. Pholus Apr 2014 #12
I am flattered but it's too early to commit to each others ass's, well, maybe a little mutual sniff. Dragonfli Apr 2014 #23
This OP is an example of Poe's Law Seeking Serenity Apr 2014 #11
He was one of my favorite artists! Dragonfli Apr 2014 #14
exactly a2liberal Apr 2014 #20
I thought that was the point. freedom fighter jh Apr 2014 #30
that's the central problem with Poes: it'll always get topped within 10 days MisterP Apr 2014 #98
I think you got his name wrong... I remember it as "fall4anything". And, he's here... cherokeeprogressive Apr 2014 #107
i'm sure you are feeling like some martyr with this JI7 Apr 2014 #13
Why don't you support my President? ODS much? Dragonfli Apr 2014 #16
well, the truth is most democrats DO support the President, so if i felt he was a murdering, spying JI7 Apr 2014 #22
If you support him, you know the drone killing and spying are supportable Dragonfli Apr 2014 #26
huh ? why would a person of principles stay on a site that supports someone who does those things ? JI7 Apr 2014 #29
You know the answer as you do support those that not only support those things, but order them Dragonfli Apr 2014 #34
there is nothing confusing, if one has principles they would not go on a site JI7 Apr 2014 #36
then why are you here? very confusing Dragonfli Apr 2014 #40
Message auto-removed Name removed Apr 2014 #15
No, I am her cousin nosense, the smart one Dragonfli Apr 2014 #17
Prosense Cousin Nosense! Just shot coffee out my nose! Good Job! Exposethefrauds Apr 2014 #18
Message auto-removed Name removed Apr 2014 #21
Someone had a cow, it didn't pass. hobbit709 Apr 2014 #37
ROFLMFAO n/t Oilwellian Apr 2014 #77
Point well made with satire. daybranch Apr 2014 #27
does wendy davis fit that ? JI7 Apr 2014 #31
ODS in poorly written satire is still ODS...nt SidDithers Apr 2014 #35
Message auto-removed Name removed Apr 2014 #43
Folks enjoy Honey Boo-Boo and Dancing with the Stars too... SidDithers Apr 2014 #70
Hey Sid... about that "science" avatar... MannyGoldstein Apr 2014 #80
Much like your "Warren 2016" sig picture, it's a symbol not based on actual facts...nt SidDithers Apr 2014 #85
So you're *hoping* that science reverts to obsolete theories? MannyGoldstein Apr 2014 #87
Symbol, Manny. It's merely a symbol... SidDithers Apr 2014 #89
I had a feeling spontaneous generation would make a comeback Dragonfli Apr 2014 #94
Ergo, atomic weapons don't work MannyGoldstein Apr 2014 #99
I have been away for a while save for reading once a week or so Dragonfli Apr 2014 #100
Message auto-removed Name removed Apr 2014 #83
Hey Sid... You never did answer my question MannyGoldstein Apr 2014 #78
No, Manny. The town, as an entity, needs an enema... SidDithers Apr 2014 #81
Are we talking a figurative enema, as in offing MannyGoldstein Apr 2014 #84
Basically Manny, the best method for the giant single enema Dragonfli Apr 2014 #105
It'll be worth it to see Sid happy again MannyGoldstein Apr 2014 #106
This message was self-deleted by its author Motown_Johnny Apr 2014 #38
Another poster vying for the coveted position... randome Apr 2014 #46
Someone must think DU is important CJCRANE Apr 2014 #49
I think they have the chutzpah to see themselves as some sort of 'Stephen Colbert'. randome Apr 2014 #65
Well, Stephen Colbert is a liberal pretending to be a conservative CJCRANE Apr 2014 #67
Yes, but they SEE themselves as the opposite of your opposite. randome Apr 2014 #73
Our party is less evil then the GOP otherone Apr 2014 #47
A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right. Tierra_y_Libertad Apr 2014 #102
In a rough overview, True Democrats are those who democrank Apr 2014 #50
I can now shut my computer off for the day. I know I will read nothing better today. A Simple Game Apr 2014 #51
That's what I was thinking. djean111 Apr 2014 #54
Yeppers. 99Forever Apr 2014 #52
Obama has about 80% support among Dems, 85% among liberal Dems CJCRANE Apr 2014 #53
Koch Industries gave funding to the DLC and served on its Executive Council Dragonfli Apr 2014 #59
Look at who and what the Kochs are supporting and attacking right now. nt CJCRANE Apr 2014 #60
Pretty much what the DLC did Dragonfli Apr 2014 #66
But WHO and WHAT do they support the most? CJCRANE Apr 2014 #68
They support policy that attacks entitlements, promotes the wealthy Dragonfli Apr 2014 #72
hey Dragon DonCoquixote Apr 2014 #55
Third way Manny is coming along fine, but still a little too bleading heart liberal for my tastes Dragonfli Apr 2014 #63
at this rate DonCoquixote Apr 2014 #97
'Tendentious' does not equal 'funny' MrModerate Apr 2014 #56
This was bad satire. It was rambling and at points contradictory and incoherent. Trust Buster Apr 2014 #57
Reads like Third Way Manny. Ideologues are zealots. Too bad you lack self awareness- KittyWampus Apr 2014 #58
Or in this case, Third Rate Manny. CJCRANE Apr 2014 #62
At least this ideologue admits the Democratic Party isn't really split. Blind squirrel/acorn. KittyWampus Apr 2014 #71
It's Can't You Hear Me Mocking BeyondGeography Apr 2014 #101
"Third rate Manny" !!! lol But isn't that a bit redundant?? Number23 Apr 2014 #103
+1 nt MannyGoldstein Apr 2014 #104
you lost me at firebagger. Timez Squarez Apr 2014 #61
Excellent and very well thought out satire newfie11 Apr 2014 #74
We can disagree on specific policy issues IronLionZion Apr 2014 #75
K&R! And we must love Big Sister. MannyGoldstein Apr 2014 #82
Love her? I am OBSESSED WITH HER. there is nothing sexier than a hawk Dragonfli Apr 2014 #86
Good God, what does one do with a dragonfly that's gone off the rails? randome Apr 2014 #91
That's not "going off the rails"... SidDithers Apr 2014 #96
So we need to check in with you to see if we are a real Democrat or not? bowens43 Apr 2014 #88
Kick. GoneFishin Apr 2014 #90
Nicely done. MuseRider Apr 2014 #92
Ok, I think I get it now. gulliver Apr 2014 #93
Well played. Tierra_y_Libertad Apr 2014 #95
"99.9% of true Democrats support President Obama on EVERYTHING all the TIME..." cherokeeprogressive Apr 2014 #108
LOL 1000words Apr 2014 #109
Real Democrats voted for Reagan in 1980 Fumesucker Apr 2014 #110
K&R Capt. Obvious Apr 2014 #111

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
19. I already told you in the OP - all true Dems are completely behind the one true agenda
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:40 AM
Apr 2014

So I guess your post was a nod of agreement?

muriel_volestrangler

(101,321 posts)
24. If you're going to try to suppress the replies, I'm going to regret my vote to not hide your OP
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:45 AM
Apr 2014

Don't post flamebait and then try to stop rebuttals.

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
32. How am I trying to stop rebuttals? by replying to them?
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:58 AM
Apr 2014

Really, explain that reach to me, it seems a bit far of a reach.

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
44. I didn't understand the seemingly random thought that had nothing to do with the OP
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 07:31 AM
Apr 2014

When the poster explained it showed agreement in my complete unity of the party theory, it was clarified.

Asking for clarification shows interest in the rebuttal (agreement actually rather than rebuttal), the opposite of trying to stop a rebuttal

muriel_volestrangler

(101,321 posts)
64. You're hiding from any criticism of your OP
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:35 AM
Apr 2014

You pretend that any rebuttal is 'agreement', but as soon as someone turns it into a specific attack on one DUer, you not only agree, but call out another one too.

It's cowardly, and two-faced, of you. If you want to have an argument with ProSense or VanillaRhapsody, do it to their face, and don't retreat behind weasely 'but I agree with you' BS.

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
69. I didn't see that as an attack, I saw that as being well read regarding a poster's PR projects.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:41 AM
Apr 2014

Where do you think I get my ideas from? hint: I borrowed the words and thoughts of those that throw hissy fits when people imitate what they post daily.

Nothing original about my post sadly, just embarrassing for those that say the very same things (but not all at once)

muriel_volestrangler

(101,321 posts)
76. So now you continue the attack by calling their posts 'PR' and 'hissy fits'
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:48 AM
Apr 2014

Your intent for this thread seems to be to trash specific DUers, without responding properly to anyone who puts a different viewpoint. You are making DU suck today.

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
79. Mentioning someones efficiency at public relations work for a party is hardly an attack
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 09:00 AM
Apr 2014

It is more of an acknowledgement of ability.

People ARE throwing hissy fits in this thread and the ones throwing them are the ones that started the "firebagger" "paulite" "racist" ect. attacks on everyone left of Liebermann, your issue is really with them, as I said there is nothing original in my op. Those that feel insulted by it are basically just being quoted. I guess the mirrors image of some cause them to feel insulted by themselves... interesting that...

JI7

(89,251 posts)
25. so anyone who continues to be a part of that party and an internet site that supports the party and
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:45 AM
Apr 2014

pres has no principles.

but attention whoring and getting recs is what it's all about for some.

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
28. Are you a ventriloquist, because I hear your words being placed in my mouth.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:55 AM
Apr 2014

I said nothing of the sort

JI7

(89,251 posts)
33. how can anyone take someone seriously when they make such claims and then claim to
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 07:00 AM
Apr 2014

support that person, party (majority of which does support that person) and internet site ?

i would have left already. but maybe i would love the attention and posting on the site too much to actually do that.

some principles those are...............

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
39. Don't take me seriously then, in fact don't take me at all, problem solved
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 07:13 AM
Apr 2014

The claims of drones are more than claims, the drones exist, same for the NSA.
They are quite non partisan facts in our country, promoted by both parties, pretending they don't exist makes it hard to take YOU seriously. You very well do support not only those policies but at least one party when that orders such strikes and spying.

How can you support them and claim you would never support them, all in your own self contradicting words repeatedly.

You are very confusing with the support and non support thing voiced simultaneously, is that what cognitive dissonance sounds like?

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
45. I agree, so stop it already, we can all see you, you have our attention.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 07:38 AM
Apr 2014

You enjoy insulting people don't you? that last post showed me you can put motives in my mind that you pull completely out of your butt while simultaneously enjoying an ad hominem attack on me.

Most impressive I must say, can you read my soul, my mind and also project a voice into my mouth while drinking a glass of water? that would be even more impressive.

on edit, I am sorry I was born white, how did you even know and why does it bother you so?
on second edit I noticed you took the white hate part out, thanks, it kinda sucked reading that

Pholus

(4,062 posts)
5. One word summary: Firebaggers!
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:11 AM
Apr 2014

Says everything I need to know about this poster and its concept of "unity."

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
6. it puts the lotion on it's skin? Well, you forget to send down the basket for it to take the lotion
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:18 AM
Apr 2014

Why do you hate true Democrats with the courage to stand up for the wealthy?

You must stand straight and tall with a name like phallus.

Pholus

(4,062 posts)
7. When your entire perception of reality is based on namecalling
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:21 AM
Apr 2014

It becomes obvious you actually don't know who stands for what.

And real grown up on the last line. Do your parents know you're online this early?

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
9. Yes, like all the decent people my parents are quite wealthy and want me to support what I do
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:28 AM
Apr 2014

You must be one of the poors that are jealous of our great coalition of the wealthy because of our progressive values in supporting the banks and real Democrats like Lieberman and Obama. tell me, which Paul do you support with your ODS?

Forgive me if I'm mistaken because I don't speak firebagger, but referring to a human as an object like an "it" is considered an insult isn't it? We even call the help by human names in the mansion, but of course only the wealthiest among us have manners. kettle kettle - black black

Pholus

(4,062 posts)
12. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:32 AM
Apr 2014

But go on with your pre-programmed assumption of what I believe. I find it amusing.

But then again, I should have realized that with this thread and it's namecalling in the second line, followed up with your potty humor that you were simply trolling.

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
23. I am flattered but it's too early to commit to each others ass's, well, maybe a little mutual sniff.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:44 AM
Apr 2014

But thank you for asking!

Seeking Serenity

(2,840 posts)
11. This OP is an example of Poe's Law
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:30 AM
Apr 2014
We true Democrats must have Obama's back no matter what he says or does!


Can't tell if satire or a true, if misguided, expression of feeling. Anyone remember graham4anything?

a2liberal

(1,524 posts)
20. exactly
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:42 AM
Apr 2014

It's scary because the first 3 paragraphs, until it became more obvious later in, and even some of the later parts taken alone, sounded like the sort of thing that certain elements on this site would actually post in seriousness. And they consider themselves the true Democrats...

freedom fighter jh

(1,782 posts)
30. I thought that was the point.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:57 AM
Apr 2014

Good satire is striking because it is so close to reality.

Love this thread but given some of the responses, I think maybe a "satire" label would help.

MisterP

(23,730 posts)
98. that's the central problem with Poes: it'll always get topped within 10 days
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 03:32 PM
Apr 2014

because a joke post about how X must be supported literally no matter what will be followed up by someone who not only literally DOES believe X must be supported even if they start a dozen secret wars and kill thousands of innocents, but then adds that they conclusively defeated Wall Street and Big Insurance, and finally compares them to FDR, LBJ, Edward Teller, Christ, AND Columbus (adding that people thought the world flat in 1491)

 

cherokeeprogressive

(24,853 posts)
107. I think you got his name wrong... I remember it as "fall4anything". And, he's here...
Wed Apr 16, 2014, 01:07 AM
Apr 2014

His sock puppet is welcome in some circles...

JI7

(89,251 posts)
13. i'm sure you are feeling like some martyr with this
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:35 AM
Apr 2014

but it's not impressive at all as it just comes off as attention seeking and looking for approval and recs.

i mean, if i felt the president was some horrible spying, murdering type i would not support him or the party . i would not be on a site that supports that party and president. well, unless i was trolling .

i find it to be one of the least examples of political principles as it is more about attention whoring than anything else.



JI7

(89,251 posts)
22. well, the truth is most democrats DO support the President, so if i felt he was a murdering, spying
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:42 AM
Apr 2014

horrible president i would not support that party.

i mean, what person with principles would do so ?

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
26. If you support him, you know the drone killing and spying are supportable
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:51 AM
Apr 2014
or you wouldn't do the supporting now would you?
Like me you know that bug splats aren't people and the NSA doesn't spy, so You kind of lost me with your attacks, we should be best buds because we both support these supportable things.

JI7

(89,251 posts)
29. huh ? why would a person of principles stay on a site that supports someone who does those things ?
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:55 AM
Apr 2014

stay in a party that does those things ?

i mean, i know people love getting attention whether it's reality tv shows , facebook, twitter, recs on a political forum. but is that love so great as to continue supporting a site that supports someone over standing on principles ?

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
34. You know the answer as you do support those that not only support those things, but order them
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 07:01 AM
Apr 2014

Just as I do.

You are a very confusing individual with your self contradictory statements.

JI7

(89,251 posts)
36. there is nothing confusing, if one has principles they would not go on a site
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 07:05 AM
Apr 2014

that supports that person and party .

but sadly it is about attention whoring these days for many.

Response to Dragonfli (Original post)

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
17. No, I am her cousin nosense, the smart one
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:37 AM
Apr 2014

My sisters name is Vannila R. (she is even smarter than me.

Response to Dragonfli (Reply #17)

hobbit709

(41,694 posts)
37. Someone had a cow, it didn't pass.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 07:05 AM
Apr 2014

On Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:48 AM an alert was sent on the following post:

No, I am her cousin nosense, the smart one
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4815557

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ALERTER'S COMMENTS

This is rude - it's taken it to personal attacks on named DUers (ProSense and VanillaRhapsody). The OP is a parody, but the made-up positions in it should not be attributed to actual DUers. Please hide.

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daybranch

(1,309 posts)
27. Point well made with satire.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 06:52 AM
Apr 2014

I disagree with everything you just said, just as you intended. lets run our candidates on a populist message in 2014 and win.

Response to SidDithers (Reply #35)

SidDithers

(44,228 posts)
70. Folks enjoy Honey Boo-Boo and Dancing with the Stars too...
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:42 AM
Apr 2014

Last edited Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:26 PM - Edit history (1)

there's no accounting for taste.

"typical single line snark"

Lemme guess. Long-time lurker?

Edit: Heheh. Buh-bye



Sid

 

MannyGoldstein

(34,589 posts)
80. Hey Sid... about that "science" avatar...
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 09:03 AM
Apr 2014

That drawing of an atom is based on a concept that's been out of date for a century or so, so I'm not sure it counts as science. Perhaps change the label from "science" to "really old and discredited ideas"?

 

MannyGoldstein

(34,589 posts)
87. So you're *hoping* that science reverts to obsolete theories?
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 09:39 AM
Apr 2014

I guess that non-quantum models of the atom are easier to understand?

SidDithers

(44,228 posts)
89. Symbol, Manny. It's merely a symbol...
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 10:14 AM
Apr 2014

Much like this is a symbol for "male", without actually being a true, physical representation of a male person.





Kind of a pathetic attempt at a gotcha, isn't it Manny? Being deliberately obtuse about a symbol in an avatar?

I mean, we can talk about quantum representations and elementary particles if you want, but my physics degree was a lot of years ago, and I don't think I'd be able to speak too intelligently on the topic without pulling out a bunch of old textbooks.

Sid

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
94. I had a feeling spontaneous generation would make a comeback
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 02:21 PM
Apr 2014


and I have a good feeling about a geocentric model to explain the movements of the angels up in heaven



conservatives understand that the old models are the best models, why that quantum nonsense is just satan testing us from his hell mouth in a university in California!
 

MannyGoldstein

(34,589 posts)
99. Ergo, atomic weapons don't work
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 04:02 PM
Apr 2014

Because they rely on quantum theory.

Cool. I guess we Liberals can take them all, then.

Hey Dragonfli - seems like you've been away for a while? Or have I just been missing your stuff?

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
100. I have been away for a while save for reading once a week or so
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 04:11 PM
Apr 2014

Still recovering from some pretty harsh medical treatments that took a toll.

Response to SidDithers (Reply #70)

 

MannyGoldstein

(34,589 posts)
78. Hey Sid... You never did answer my question
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:59 AM
Apr 2014

Does each individual in this town need an enema? Or are you suggesting that somehow the city be given a single (presumably enormous) enema? If the latter, how would that physically work?

SidDithers

(44,228 posts)
81. No, Manny. The town, as an entity, needs an enema...
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 09:05 AM
Apr 2014

I'll leave it to you to figure out what I believe to be the "shit" that needs to be flushed.

Sid

 

MannyGoldstein

(34,589 posts)
84. Are we talking a figurative enema, as in offing
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 09:16 AM
Apr 2014

enemies of the state? Or sending the naughtythinkers to re-education camps?

Or are we talking a poo problem requiring updated civil works?

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
105. Basically Manny, the best method for the giant single enema
Wed Apr 16, 2014, 12:57 AM
Apr 2014

(according to unnamed sources in the secret clown car) is to network all the water towers in the town via connecting pipelines, install thousands of hookah stems in each that in turn will drive hydraulic tubes with the enema apparatus attached at the ends.

Quite ingenious really, it will be funded by billionaire and fellow enema fetishist Peter J Peterson. A design and drafting firm has been commissioned to finalize the shop blueprints for production and refitting.

As soon as all the town officials are properly purchased with "free speech" the construction will begin in earnest and the mother of all enemas will finally begin!

Response to Dragonfli (Original post)

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
46. Another poster vying for the coveted position...
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 07:38 AM
Apr 2014

...of Demoralizer-In-Chief.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Aspire to inspire.[/center][/font][hr]

CJCRANE

(18,184 posts)
49. Someone must think DU is important
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 07:54 AM
Apr 2014

given the use of Rovian techniques: saying the opposite of what they mean, turning things upside down, attacking stengths, projecting weaknesses, rewriting history.

At least Manny's recent posts have been more straightforward by saying what he's for, rather than using these passive aggressive techniques.

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
65. I think they have the chutzpah to see themselves as some sort of 'Stephen Colbert'.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:36 AM
Apr 2014

But they lack the intellect to pull it off.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]The wind doesn't care when you shout at it.
Commit to something that makes a difference.
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CJCRANE

(18,184 posts)
67. Well, Stephen Colbert is a liberal pretending to be a conservative
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:37 AM
Apr 2014

but this seems to be the opposite.

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
73. Yes, but they SEE themselves as the opposite of your opposite.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:46 AM
Apr 2014

Strange how it's foot-stompingly wrong to point out FDR's missteps but it's okay to denigrate the current President.

Bit of a disconnect there.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]A 90% chance of rain means the same as a 10% chance:
It might rain and it might not.
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Tierra_y_Libertad

(50,414 posts)
102. A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 04:42 PM
Apr 2014
A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right. Thomas Paine

democrank

(11,096 posts)
50. In a rough overview, True Democrats are those who
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 07:56 AM
Apr 2014

were against certain policies (and persons) under George W. Bush but now support those same policies and persons since learning about the importance of first-strike compromise and reaching out to friends across the aisle.

A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)
51. I can now shut my computer off for the day. I know I will read nothing better today.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:01 AM
Apr 2014

Thanks for the excellent satire.

I have read that conservatives don't get satire, if true a few replies are showing their true colors.

CJCRANE

(18,184 posts)
53. Obama has about 80% support among Dems, 85% among liberal Dems
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:16 AM
Apr 2014

so the OP is not satire, it's just exaggeration and contrived guilt by association.

Plus, using the Kochs as a foil to attack the Democrats is pretty Rovian IMO: use the Repubs' main weakness to attack their main adversaries.

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
59. Koch Industries gave funding to the DLC and served on its Executive Council
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:23 AM
Apr 2014
I was praising them not attacking them, they got good money for a common cause

http://www.correntewire.com/why_its_feature_not_bug_koch_family_funds_dlc

One member of the DLC's executive council is none other than Koch Industries, the privately held, Kansas-based oil company whose namesake family members are avatars of the far right, having helped to found archconservative institutions like the Cato Institute and Citizens for a Sound Economy. Not only that, but two Koch executives, Richard Fink and Robert P. Hall III, are listed as members of the board of trustees and the event committee, respectively--meaning that they gave significantly more than $25,000.

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
66. Pretty much what the DLC did
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:36 AM
Apr 2014

and The Third way does now, nothing new really.

Attack entitlements
promote free trade
help the wealthy,

things have changed very little

CJCRANE

(18,184 posts)
68. But WHO and WHAT do they support the most?
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:39 AM
Apr 2014

Is the DLC the only thing they support?

Or did they spend $400 million in the last election supporting Mitt Romney?

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
72. They support policy that attacks entitlements, promotes the wealthy
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:46 AM
Apr 2014

Deregulates banking and environmental rules, promotes free trade for cheap labor and even less environmental control and worker safety.
The same as they did then and the 3rd way still agrees as did the DLC with all of the above (and more)

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
63. Third way Manny is coming along fine, but still a little too bleading heart liberal for my tastes
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:33 AM
Apr 2014

Sure, he knows how to speak truth to the moonbat left, but has yet to embrace true prosperity consciousness.

He has not inspired me, so much as impress me as a kid on his way to figuring out what we in the private island club know from birth.

Perhaps someday his ancestors will accrue the wealth necessary for personal enlightenment.
I will continue watching the young lad because he shows promise, but he stilll has much to earn$$$$ or learn as the commoners say.

 

MrModerate

(9,753 posts)
56. 'Tendentious' does not equal 'funny'
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:22 AM
Apr 2014

Or pithy or pointed or punchy or even worth the time of day.

You know that career in the wit trade you were thinking about? Perhaps you want to reconsider.

 

Trust Buster

(7,299 posts)
57. This was bad satire. It was rambling and at points contradictory and incoherent.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:23 AM
Apr 2014

This is evidenced by the fact that the replies are off topic because there is no topic. I guess if you have the time to waste writing a lengthy incoherent piece, then good for you. Kind of reminds me of Seinfeld, it's an OP about "nothing".

 

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)
58. Reads like Third Way Manny. Ideologues are zealots. Too bad you lack self awareness-
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:23 AM
Apr 2014

You'd see how totally out of balance your view of politics and elected politicians is.

Thank goodness zealotry is more an attribute of the Right.

CJCRANE

(18,184 posts)
62. Or in this case, Third Rate Manny.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:29 AM
Apr 2014

If the OP is worried about the Kochs, they should write an OP about them and all of their activities IMO.

BeyondGeography

(39,374 posts)
101. It's Can't You Hear Me Mocking
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 04:22 PM
Apr 2014

No Bobby Keys on sax; Mick Taylor's letting Keith play both guitar parts and Jagger is singing like a white guy.

 

Timez Squarez

(262 posts)
61. you lost me at firebagger.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:28 AM
Apr 2014

I don't appreciate the tone.

Sanders is a fine, fine man, and would vote for him in a heartbeat if he ran for President, and would win too.

We need a President for the people, and Bernie Sanders defines that.

IronLionZion

(45,450 posts)
75. We can disagree on specific policy issues
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 08:47 AM
Apr 2014

while still supporting our president and Dem leaders as generally good people who can be trusted to make the best decisions based on the information they have and the conditions they are facing most of the time. Its not all or nothing. You'll grow old and die waiting for a politician who does what you want 100% of the time.


Having more Democrats in office is a good thing. More Dems in congress would help pass a lot more useful legislation like equal pay or jobs/infrstructure plans and budgets that support the causes that matter. More dem appointees on the supreme court would have given us very different decisions on the campaign finance cases, which would mean less corporate money influencing either party.

Less dems (including less dlc types) is worse for us, not better.

Dragonfli

(10,622 posts)
86. Love her? I am OBSESSED WITH HER. there is nothing sexier than a hawk
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 09:26 AM
Apr 2014

to get an erotic blood lust going, And her relationship with the hottest, richest bankers makes me want to join in in an orgy of wanton abandon of slow seduction atop a bed made of trillions in hard earned scam money and taxpayer blood!

I imagine a Goddess stroking my throbbing member of the .01% with soft kisses and gentle whispers of austerity.


Is there anyone that does not love her?

Big sister sees all, knows best and will surely raise the chocolate ration for those of us that are more equal than others!

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
91. Good God, what does one do with a dragonfly that's gone off the rails?
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 10:28 AM
Apr 2014

[hr][font color="blue"][center]“If you're not committed to anything, you're just taking up space.”
Gregory Peck, Mirage (1965)
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MuseRider

(34,111 posts)
92. Nicely done.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 11:15 AM
Apr 2014

Not much left to say. Great satire.

I would love to see this posted again with the :satire: tag. Somehow I don't think the responses would change a lot.

Well done

gulliver

(13,186 posts)
93. Ok, I think I get it now.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 11:53 AM
Apr 2014

The OP is written by a pragmatist satirist who is mocking the fringe left for thinking that humorless sarcasm is satire. And they are totally falling for it.

 

cherokeeprogressive

(24,853 posts)
108. "99.9% of true Democrats support President Obama on EVERYTHING all the TIME..."
Wed Apr 16, 2014, 01:12 AM
Apr 2014

I think you just exposed yourself as a shit stirrer. You KNOW that's not true. WE know that's not true. The fucking WORLD knows that's not true.

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