I however, cadaver any day of the week. Whether she wants me to carrion, remains to be seen.

...drink.

I'm gonna laugh myself to death

If zombie goes before the court, they get duly processed.

didn't we?

She rocks. The "Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be clawboys" was about the best I've seen.

There is no talon what I would have done in that thread!

I think I herd that somewhere before...

Don't go rouge on me now.

It is keratin-ly obvious that was used before.

grave situation

Though with my record I probably shouldn't be pecan on you.

I'm acerbic

I always thought you were a Croat.

I'm just your average, acidically witty person

And besides, you're a stingy lover. At least, that's what I herd from the sheep.

That post was shearly a surprise.

you are just lambs amongst wolves with that

We don't need to butt heads.

They usually just chicken out.

But hay, it's a tough row to hoe, I'm sure.

When I herd it through the bovine that I needed to reform it was already tool late.

Still laughing...

Oh, wait...that wasn't meant for me.

As Emily Litella said, "Never mind."

Everything you ever wanted to know about trainwrecks but were afraid to ask!

aside from brains, of course.

Something must be done!


Seriously, though, the Lawrence decision with its no doubt "problematic" language about consenting adults, rendered these sodomy laws moot AFAIUI.

Thus blowjobs have rights. It's win/win!

Insert Apple joke here

That must count for something.

USA! USA! USA!

Then it becomes a "stand your ground" issue

I do believe it. I do believe it's true.

(With apologies to Simon & Garfunkle.)

Editor: Hey ladies and gents, we need a UNIQUE story !
Staffer01: How about a story on having sex at the South Pole ?
Editor: Naw, too boring.
Staffer02: How about a story on states who ban blowjobs ?
Editor: Naw, been done already.
Staffer03: How about a story on STATES WHO BAN BLOWJOBS BUT NOT NECROPHILIA ?
Editor: *eyes light up with joy* RATINGS BONANZA !!! GET RIGHT ON IT !!!

During that time I received a number of BJs. (Oh for the good old days!) Where should I go to turn myself in? I am ready to pay my debt to society.

"If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it."

http://metro.co.uk/2006/11/16/man-has-sex-with-dead-deer-366926/

What had gotten the man in trouble before was the actual shooting Bambrtick but he wasn't convicted of having sex with the then dead animal.

A blow job from a zombie?

Next time I go to Nawleens I'll stick to sex with the dead.

Kind of a one-sided title, I think...

in many cases, investigators may find other indications on the corpse -- such as ligature marks, skull fractures, or bullet holes -- even more distressing than the possibility of necrophilia

(And so the plot sickens...)

Including North Carolina. Between fucking dead people and animals, prom night must be really interesting in the Tar Heel States.

You go to prom there on a wing and a preyer.

We just got started having puns

Punsters should be drawn and quoted.

I'll have my participles hanging, and my vowels spilled.

Corpses never complain about lousy sex.

Neither do Real Dolls, and I'll bet the company will do one with ashy pallor and lividity spots down the back and backs of the legs. Just a hint, my pervs, just a hint.

I figured those four had to be at the top of the list.

My bad. But Kansas and Oklahoma were my next two guesses.

be an attack on marriage?

RIP Sam Kinison