and everyone suffocates.

I was hoping for more details...but your answer provides a lot of imagery~

I think that it should hold more people, gop/teabagger politicians and teabagger voters along with the NRA members.

A little bigger than an elevator. The people chosen are the only ones in the room. Take it from there

I'm going to say O'Reilly will immediately make himself leader of the group.

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Giant egos, they wouldn't be able to stand sitting or standing in one small place. But if you can provide more details that would be great.

Give it some thought, have some fun... and try and be a bit detailed...its more fun that way!

The only two left alive would be Rush Limbaugh & Ann Coulter. Rush would have sucked the souls out of the others will Ann gleefully drank their blood. Since Ann does not have a soul for a dementor to feed upon, we can safely guess that at the end of the four hours, only Ann would still be standing.

I hope more players...have fun with this~~

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What else?

Cannibalism.

Coulter would win, not enough meat to tempt anyone, and no one would want to eat that anyway.

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but is overwhelmed and intimidated by so much evil in one room. Satan begs for his life, swearing he's never voted Democratic, ever. This confuses the hell out of the assembled Rightists who are certain that *Democrats* are devils. Coulter accuses Satan of lying about not voting for Democrats as some sort of affirmative action scam, goes on and on about it, Rush can't bear to hear someone other than himself talking so tries to shut Coulter up by eating her in one giant gulp, but she's pretty boney and gets stuck in his throat. Rush turns red and starts flapping his arms, he's obviously choking. O'Reilly and Hannity argue over whether to do a Heimlich maneuver on the flailing oxy-addict, Hannity claiming that Rush should be self-reliant while O'Reilly argues that he's needed to fend off the Secular Progressives... ah... gotta get my kid to bed...

I think the results of yours would be the same...

"Among my experiments was this. In an hour I taught a cat and a dog to be friends. I put them in a cage. In another hour I taught them to be friends with a rabbit. In the course of two days I was able to add a fox, a goose, a squirrel and some doves. Finally a monkey. They lived together in peace; even affectionately.

Next, in another cage I confined an Irish Catholic from Tipperary, and as soon as he seemed tame, I added a Scotch Presbyterian from Aberdeen. Next a Turk from Constantinople; a Greek Christian from Crete; an Armenian; a Methodist from the wilds of Arkansas; a Buddhist from China; a Brahman from Benares. Finally, a Salvation Army Colonel from Wapping. Then I stayed away for two whole days.

When I came back to note results, the cage of Higher Animals was all right, but in the other there was but a chaos of gory odds and ends of turbans and fezzes and plaids and bones and flesh -not a specimen left alive. These Reasoning Animals had disagreed on a theological detail and carried the matter to a Higher Court."

You asked what would happen after the 4 hours, right?

I wish you had said that they would not be released from the room ever. Then it would be interesting.

If I were one of them, I'd just take a nap.

and that had I extended the time period to longer than 4 hours the consensus of the group here agree there would probably be cannibalism.

This was fun!

and tells the group "you may have one wish. Not one wish each - one wish, period. Confer amongst yourselves what you want to wish for. Whatever wish it is will be granted."

O'Reilly: So, what shall we wish for?
T. Carlson: Maybe we should wish to all be out of here?
Hannity: No! No! Let's wish for Obama to die!
Hasselback: I'm with Tucker on this one.
Coulter: Not me - I'm with Sean.
Limbaugh: I sure wish I had some oxycontin.
Fairy: Granted!

Fairy disappears

Ingraham: Did you use up our only wish for that, you prick-stupid, corpulent moose's testicle?
Limbaugh: Sorry folks
Savage: Here - give me a couple of those.

Best creative one so far. Thanks for playing!

try waterboarding himself out of boredom, using the water in the pitcher. Rush would start making plans to move to Costa Rica. O'Reilly would make a list of all the people in the world whom he hasn't called a "pinhead" yet. Coulter would start brainstorming the title of her next book on Black people. Michael Savage would get the sudden urge to have his head fixed to resemble a sausage. Malkin would practice looking mean. And the other 4 people would walk in circles repeatedly.

in detail. 12 handguns of various calibers are found at the scene.