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LiberalArkie

(15,719 posts)
Tue May 6, 2014, 04:45 PM May 2014

OBAMA TO INCLUDE STOP IN HARRISON DURING ARKANSAS VISIT TO SURVEY ONGOING DISASTER

http://www.rockcitytimes.com/obama-include-stop-harrison-arkansas-visit-survey-ongoing-disaster/



President Obama announced today that he would add a stop in Harrison to Wednesday’s Arkansas trip surveying damage from the April 27th storms.

Harrison was not impacted by the storms, however the White House says the President wants to see firsthand the environmental impacts causing consistent declines in intelligent thinking to the region.

“Harrison Arkansas is one of America’s largest ongoing disaster areas,” Obama said. “I want to see for myself what is going on here. People on average show 45 IQ points lower than the average American town and for some reason believe it is still 1950. To these people the civil rights movement and any form of modern thinking never happened. My office actually received a telegram addressed to Harry Truman last week asking about plans to end the Korean war, and I do not think they are talking about the one brewing.”

The White House says that the President hopes to allocate resources to conduct an environmental study on the area. Some experts believe that water from Crooked Creek, which runs through town, is a likely source of radiation poisoning of the residents. Other experts believe that the large amount of methamphetamine production and intake in the area is causing irreversible effects on the community.

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http://www.rockcitytimes.com/obama-include-stop-harrison-arkansas-visit-survey-ongoing-disaster/
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OBAMA TO INCLUDE STOP IN HARRISON DURING ARKANSAS VISIT TO SURVEY ONGOING DISASTER (Original Post) LiberalArkie May 2014 OP
I don't believe PBO said that...The reporter is doing some sarcasm... KoKo May 2014 #1
The site's logo is "the states 2nd most unreliable news source" LiberalArkie May 2014 #2
It's satire, but ... The Velveteen Ocelot May 2014 #3
Arkansas satire has a tendacy to be the truth just phrased to not get shot at LiberalArkie May 2014 #4
If Arkansas still has a "Free Press" and Reporters who can do Satire..Love Them! KoKo May 2014 #7
We do have the Arkansas Times, a weekly news magazine that comes out in print LiberalArkie May 2014 #9
check this out LiberalArkie May 2014 #5
LOL! The Velveteen Ocelot May 2014 #6
The problem is...things have gotten so bad..... KoKo May 2014 #10
Recommend for Views.... KoKo May 2014 #8

KoKo

(84,711 posts)
1. I don't believe PBO said that...The reporter is doing some sarcasm...
Tue May 6, 2014, 04:53 PM
May 2014

I thought this was an Onion parody...but, reading the article it quotes Obama as saying:

“Harrison Arkansas is one of America’s largest ongoing disaster areas,” Obama said. “I want to see for myself what is going on here. People on average show 45 IQ points lower than the average American town and for some reason believe it is still 1950. To these people the civil rights movement and any form of modern thinking never happened. My office actually received a telegram addressed to Harry Truman last week asking about plans to end the Korean war, and I do not think they are talking about the one brewing.”

The reporter then goes on to say this:

The White House says that the President hopes to allocate resources to conduct an environmental study on the area. Some experts believe that water from Crooked Creek, which runs through town, is a likely source of radiation poisoning of the residents. Other experts believe that the large amount of methamphetamine production and intake in the area is causing irreversible effects on the community.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,732 posts)
3. It's satire, but ...
Tue May 6, 2014, 05:00 PM
May 2014

I have an in-law who lives near Harrison. This person is a raving teabagger and dumb as a stump. She bragged about how great it is to live in that area because there are hardly any "minorities."

LiberalArkie

(15,719 posts)
4. Arkansas satire has a tendacy to be the truth just phrased to not get shot at
Tue May 6, 2014, 05:06 PM
May 2014

If anyone remembers the old Arkansas Gazette stories back in the 50's to 70's

KoKo

(84,711 posts)
7. If Arkansas still has a "Free Press" and Reporters who can do Satire..Love Them!
Tue May 6, 2014, 06:21 PM
May 2014

Because where else? These Days...

LiberalArkie

(15,719 posts)
9. We do have the Arkansas Times, a weekly news magazine that comes out in print
Tue May 6, 2014, 06:29 PM
May 2014

and online. It is where most of the Arkansas Gazette people went. It is liberal. The other state rag is "The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette" it is a little to the right of Fox News and where Tucker Carlson came from.

KoKo

(84,711 posts)
10. The problem is...things have gotten so bad.....
Tue May 6, 2014, 06:33 PM
May 2014

I'm actually getting worried that Obama might really think what this Satire (unmarked) is what he is really thinking.

And, if so that would really be what "DU Armstead" posted in GD this a.m....about KNIFE IN THE BACK to US DEMOCRATS.

Here his his DU Post:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4914647

That's why this post sort of threw me. That I could be taken in on "first glance" read that Obama really said what is quoted above.

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