Personally, I'm a member of the Marinara schism.

May they all be touched by His noodley appendage.

"Thy Noodle and Thy Sauce, they comfort me, my colander runneth over." Or something like that.....

The Nuclear Platypus Church, under the leadership of Pope Gus, protests this diversion of attention from the All-Knowing God-Biscuit!

As far as I am concerned only the pasta's have the wherewithal to accept any delectable ingredients into their dishes. Admittedly a biscuit with some proscuitto could be accepted into the congregation, but only as a side dish.

I'm looking forward to some of us colander-wearing nuts to be allowed to do the swearing during the opening ceremonies for the town councils/whatevers. I think most of us have very good swearing capabilities and I would guess after a minute or two, so would the rest of the commisses.

... ramen, brothers.

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Okay, I read through Wikipedia.....

Since the Cult of Demeter is officially defunct, (although in the pattern of the neo-Druids and neo-pagans, there are still practitioners, especially this time of year in the Northern hemisphere, including me)

I am willing to affiliate with the Pastafarians, especially since pasta is made of wheat, Demeter's symbol.

Also, as a Unitarian-Universalist, I find nothing is incompatible.....and as a Pollack, I approve of the kluski!

May the streets run red with the blood of the infidels!!!!

Now to get it spread across the wastelands of bigoted religion.

Joy to our Polish sisters and brothers1

...I'd like to see the opinions of Rastafarians and how they feel about these people playing off of a name they hold dear ("Ras" is a title like "prince" and "Tafari" was Haile Selassie's childhood name).

When some cats in Poland start appropriating the name (and hair? Do these people put cooked spaghetti on their heads too to mock dreadlocks?) of an authentically Afrocentric religion, my spidey-sense starts tingling...

That's a bit messed-up.

Check Phil Foglio Graphic novels for details...