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Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
Mon May 19, 2014, 09:47 PM May 2014

A girl blossoms to womanhood.

My SIL stays with me several days a week. Today she complained of pain in her chest and swelling on one side. I had my suspicions but we went to see her pediatrician just for peace of mind. Sure enough, she is entering puberty.

Lover Boy says I have to give her "the Talk." Sure. Okay.

I knelt before her and said, "Repeat after me: Boys are dumb."

I think she'll be just fine.

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A girl blossoms to womanhood. (Original Post) Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 OP
Are we supposed to be amused by this? DavidDvorkin May 2014 #1
If you must. Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #4
Yes. Life is short and wonderful, so chill. :) Demo_Chris May 2014 #5
Suit yourself. I found it amusing. MineralMan May 2014 #13
Exactly. n/t PasadenaTrudy May 2014 #37
I was. YMMV, it's entirely up to you. 11 Bravo May 2014 #29
:popcorn: Orrex May 2014 #2
Shiny squirrel! Brickbat May 2014 #24
Yes. It's cute... Callmecrazy May 2014 #3
Now you have to help her register on DU so she can join in the gender wars. (n/t) Jim Lane May 2014 #6
Yes, Boys ARE dumb. There are a lot of them around and chronological age does not define them. Tuesday Afternoon May 2014 #7
Honest question -- Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #9
Honest Answer: Reply was meant in the same vein as OP. If the shoe fits let the aunt wear it. Tuesday Afternoon May 2014 #17
Who is this aunt to whom you keep referring? I'm hoestly lost here. nt. Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #20
not for the first time either. Tuesday Afternoon May 2014 #27
Her teacher took this book away from my daughter in fourth grade. rug May 2014 #8
I'd wager that some of the humorly-impaired write angry letters demanding the Lockhorns be removed. Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #12
I gotta admit . . . Brigid May 2014 #23
I don't get it. Brickbat May 2014 #10
Girls Rule; Boys Drool MineralMan May 2014 #11
She could probably use a little more useful information Lex May 2014 #14
Do you seriously think that is the sum total of all our family has to impart? Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #15
What's funny about it? Brickbat May 2014 #16
What's funny is Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #18
That may be, but I'm wondering if you could tell me what's funny about what you told your SIL. Brickbat May 2014 #22
trust me ... I am laughing over here. Tuesday Afternoon May 2014 #19
Your story, not mine. Lex May 2014 #38
So, by this metric Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #40
You are looking smarter Lex May 2014 #42
SIL = sister in law? N.T. Donald Ian Rankin May 2014 #21
I think she's referring to the monster in Species Orrex May 2014 #25
Correct. My husband's sister. Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #26
This would be remotely amusing if only Dreamer Tatum May 2014 #28
...I knelt before him and said, "Repeat after me: Girls are materialistic and vapid." 951-Riverside May 2014 #30
And, what if I said I wasn't offended? Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #32
boys are dumb, hmm, really, well lets see some GIRLS create this! snooper2 May 2014 #31
Maybe it's the budding anarchist in me but Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #34
Don't skip the "cootie" part Kelvin Mace May 2014 #33
Yea... after reading through the thread, I'm now thinking LanternWaste May 2014 #35
"Silly of me to see your innocent musings as anything other than a shot across the bow..." nomorenomore08 May 2014 #43
Lover Boy and I are madly, happily married. Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #45
Some folks on here are just crybabies, plain and simple. Pay them no mind. n/t nomorenomore08 May 2014 #46
Well, I thought it was funny. rrneck May 2014 #36
Does this mean we are finally done with all the PC crap? Egnever May 2014 #39
I'm going to assume that you've never raised sufrommich May 2014 #41
Well, I remember how I was as a teenager (it wasn't that long ago). Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #44

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
13. Suit yourself. I found it amusing.
Tue May 20, 2014, 02:15 PM
May 2014

For a girl just entering into puberty, it is simply a true statement.

Adult men should be able to laugh heartily at that line. If they cannot, then they may be taking themselves far too seriously.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)
7. Yes, Boys ARE dumb. There are a lot of them around and chronological age does not define them.
Tue May 20, 2014, 01:53 PM
May 2014

Real men, that is another story altogether. When your aunt learns the difference then maybe you will have a real conversation.

Until then, you have my utmost sympathy.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)
17. Honest Answer: Reply was meant in the same vein as OP. If the shoe fits let the aunt wear it.
Tue May 20, 2014, 02:27 PM
May 2014

If not let Lover Boy drink Champagne from it.

Please post an update with pics being as how you are such a kind and generous soul who likes to share

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
12. I'd wager that some of the humorly-impaired write angry letters demanding the Lockhorns be removed.
Tue May 20, 2014, 02:14 PM
May 2014

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
11. Girls Rule; Boys Drool
Tue May 20, 2014, 02:13 PM
May 2014

I have a T-shirt with that on it. I wear it sometimes, and it gets great reactions.

Telling a girl that "Boys are dumb" is pretty redundant. I think most girls know that already.

Lex

(34,108 posts)
14. She could probably use a little more useful information
Tue May 20, 2014, 02:17 PM
May 2014

than that but every parent has their own standards for these things.

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
15. Do you seriously think that is the sum total of all our family has to impart?
Tue May 20, 2014, 02:23 PM
May 2014

Seriously?

We want her to see the world as a giant place adventure and knowledge. We want her to learn Wisdom and Love in all of their myriad forms. We also want her to learn not to take life too seriously.

The anecdote so many are having such difficulty with elicited a chuckle out of my SIL and a kiss on the forehead from my husband. I'm not looking for the rest of y'all to give me a kiss on the forehead but why is it so hard for this place to share a chuckle?

Brickbat

(19,339 posts)
22. That may be, but I'm wondering if you could tell me what's funny about what you told your SIL.
Tue May 20, 2014, 02:31 PM
May 2014

I'd love to get it. It sounds like a good one.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)
19. trust me ... I am laughing over here.
Tue May 20, 2014, 02:29 PM
May 2014

although it may not be with you so much as it is at you

Your posts always amuse.

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
40. So, by this metric
Tue May 20, 2014, 05:39 PM
May 2014

since you haven't shared any child-rearing stories that I am personally aware of this is obviously a declaration on your part that your children are raised to be amoral savages.

Dreamer Tatum

(10,926 posts)
28. This would be remotely amusing if only
Tue May 20, 2014, 02:34 PM
May 2014

men weren't called to task on DU for every injustice and inconvenience, ever.

 

951-Riverside

(7,234 posts)
30. ...I knelt before him and said, "Repeat after me: Girls are materialistic and vapid."
Tue May 20, 2014, 02:43 PM
May 2014

Brain washing kids into believing ugly stereotypes is fun and CUTE! Yaaay!

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
34. Maybe it's the budding anarchist in me but
Tue May 20, 2014, 03:04 PM
May 2014

Epic Meal Time always makes me smile with the unapologetic abandon to all things excessive.

 

LanternWaste

(37,748 posts)
35. Yea... after reading through the thread, I'm now thinking
Tue May 20, 2014, 03:05 PM
May 2014

Yea... after reading through the thread, I'm now thinking there's a handful who are actively looking for something to be offended at in retaliation for having actively offended others.

Silly of me to see your innocent musings as anything other than a shot across the bow...


(Still, cute story)

nomorenomore08

(13,324 posts)
43. "Silly of me to see your innocent musings as anything other than a shot across the bow..."
Tue May 20, 2014, 06:11 PM
May 2014

As usual, some think everything in life is all about them. Not taking things personally is not an option when you think the world revolves around your feelings and opinions.

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
45. Lover Boy and I are madly, happily married.
Tue May 20, 2014, 06:33 PM
May 2014

I adore him. I have never felt so physically and emotionally secure in my life. I have never been so satisfied as a person and a woman. Oddly, he says I make him happy, bring him a sense of peace and purpose. I feel like a giddy school girl just thinking about him. Even when we've had our serious moments we have confronted those moments always with the thought we were on the same team.

Yet, to read the responses in this thread you'd think I spend my every moment emasculating him in front of his sister.

It was a light-hearted pause from a moment when an unsure girl confronted the reality of moving towards womanhood. Fear was turned to laughter, uncertainty became a less-frightening thing.

I refuse to feel bad about that. My only mistake was sharing it here, apparently.

sufrommich

(22,871 posts)
41. I'm going to assume that you've never raised
Tue May 20, 2014, 05:42 PM
May 2014

a teenager because I guarantee you,she doesn't care what you think of boys or girls or whoever she finds herself attracted to.This is what I told my son when he started dating : If you make a baby before you're an adult,the baby won't care whether your ready or not and will make your choices for you.He took that to heart.

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
44. Well, I remember how I was as a teenager (it wasn't that long ago).
Tue May 20, 2014, 06:19 PM
May 2014

She's a good kid; better than I ever was.

I just wanted to share a light-hearted story.

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