I have a lot of choice words. None of them are printable or should be said in public. I have never thought that I would see a sociopathic pathological liar running for president. Wait a minute we already had three. The Bushes and Reagan.

Mitt Romney is not a good thing.

I had to rec for the title though.

I'd say he's closer to a miserable turd, but that would be an insult to miserable turds!

SMEGMA

has serious functions. Romney is useless and serves no function at all.

You malign the penis.

I don't think they do, but I could be wrong. It's been a while since I've been in a sex store, and honestly, I never went in one looking for a full body ... um, blow up device.

I rarely think of sex and robots at the same time. It's just too complicated a concept for my aging mind.

In reality, I imagine that the first really good anthropomorphic robots will be expensive sex toys, though. That's where the money is.

But I seem to recall a story on DU about 6 months ago about some guy that broke into a sex toy shop for some automated, apparently amazing device that he had also stolen an earlier model of before.

I am unsure if I even WANT to dig that link up, but it was indeed hilarious. He drove his truck through the front door (not funny for the business owner, but for everyone else) and grabbed this "latest model."

Oh, I couldn't resist. Here's the link: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1451820

Not sure why I went here except it was funny as hell.

robots, I hope it's after I've been cremated and my ashes scattered in the Mississippi river in St. Paul.

I couldn't resist linking the story, though LOL. I was absolutely howling with laughter over the entire idea. Except for the shop owners. They were trying to make a living stocking what the people wanted and... well, he wanted it a little too much.

I read this as "Mitt Romney has a penis" there for a second, and that was news to me.

Glad I read it twice. It should have read "Mitt Romney has a small penis" I think, and it would have captured your meaning better.

Just my thoughts.

Oh my. Then I thought something worse. Like 12 Mormon women looking for the perfect man and passing him around. Mitt the blow up doll.

It's about Mitt's boys rippin' up a nice house, on an oceanfront lot, to build one so stinkin' huge (r0ughly 50 x 70')there won't be room left on the lot to park 3 cars! The elevator lets you park 3 cars in one spot. If you dig a shaft about 12 feet deep under the parking spot.

The takeaway I get from the LaJolla house episode is this - Mitt's problem solving skills are so poor that he can't figure out how to have a place at the beach where the grandkids can have fun without fucking up a whole neighborhood. Either of the Obamas could handle this in a weekend.
5 minutes on the web found this place http://listings.point2.com/1153503024/


With a seperate guesthouse, 8 car gararge, and a nicer beach than the LaJolla house - I guess Del Mar is a bad neighborhood?