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Skidmore

(37,364 posts)
Thu Jun 5, 2014, 06:59 PM Jun 2014

11 of the Weirdest Solutions to the Fermi Paradox.

Because...we need to do something besides navel gazing for just a few minutes. This is a fun read.


http://io9.com/11-of-the-weirdest-solutions-to-the-fermi-paradox-456850746

11 of the Weirdest Solutions to the Fermi Paradox

George Dvorsky

Most people take it for granted that we have yet to make contact with an extraterrestrial civilization. Trouble is, the numbers don’t add up. Our Galaxy is so old that every corner of it should have been visited many, many times over by now. No theory to date has satisfactorily explained away this Great Silence, so it’s time to think outside the box. Here are eleven of the weirdest solutions to the Fermi Paradox.

There's no shortage of solutions to the Fermi Paradox. The standard ones are fairly well known, and we’re not going to examine them here, but they include the Rare Earth Hypothesis (the suggestion that life is exceptionally rare), the notion that space travel is too difficult, or the distances too vast, the Great Filter Hypothesis (the idea that all sufficiently advanced civilizations destroy themselves before going intergalactic), or that we’re simply not interesting enough.

But for the purposes of this discussion, we’re going to look at some of the more bizarre and arcane solutions to the Fermi Paradox. Because sometimes it takes a weird explanation to answer a weird question. So, as Enrico Fermi famously asked, “Where is everybody?”


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11 of the Weirdest Solutions to the Fermi Paradox. (Original Post) Skidmore Jun 2014 OP
Maybe the buses are just late shenmue Jun 2014 #1
We’re Made Out of Meat baldguy Jun 2014 #2
That one's my favorite. Skidmore Jun 2014 #3
On Earth, meat beats you! nt Xipe Totec Jun 2014 #4
DUzy worthy. GreatCaesarsGhost Jun 2014 #9
Thanks. I'll be flapping my meat here all week. Xipe Totec Jun 2014 #14
Video version... PoliticAverse Jun 2014 #5
Video kinda ruins it. Skidmore Jun 2014 #6
Perhaps life is simply a bizarre mistake of chemistry that occurred only in a small numer of places tabasco Jun 2014 #7
The computer simulation thing. DirkGently Jun 2014 #8
Computers within computers within computers... hunter Jun 2014 #11
I'd say it's because we are not that interesting. hunter Jun 2014 #10
There is only a paradox if you accept that we will use radio for millenia to come IDemo Jun 2014 #12
And that's just this Universe seveneyes Jun 2014 #13
 

baldguy

(36,649 posts)
2. We’re Made Out of Meat
Thu Jun 5, 2014, 07:05 PM
Jun 2014
From the Nebula Award-nominated short story, “They’re Made Out of Meat” by Terry Bisson:

"They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?"

"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."

"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."

"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."

"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat."


A little while later:

"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"

"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."

"I thought you just told me they used radio."

"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."

"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"

"Officially or unofficially?"

"Both."

"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."

"I was hoping you would say that."

"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"

"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say? 'Hello, meat. How's it going?'

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)
14. Thanks. I'll be flapping my meat here all week.
Thu Jun 5, 2014, 11:07 PM
Jun 2014

Tips gratefully accepted.

The dollar kind.... not the meat kind.

 

tabasco

(22,974 posts)
7. Perhaps life is simply a bizarre mistake of chemistry that occurred only in a small numer of places
Thu Jun 5, 2014, 07:31 PM
Jun 2014

That's my guess.

hunter

(38,311 posts)
10. I'd say it's because we are not that interesting.
Thu Jun 5, 2014, 08:39 PM
Jun 2014

It's not a paradox in my mind.

Why bother any random stranger? We're just another boring house on another boring street in a very boring neighborhood. What's the point of stopping to knock on any random door? (That's my starships as automobile model... Automobiles are isolating machines unless you crash.)

Another possibility is that a civilization advances to a point where they simply spin themselves up a new universes more to their liking and leave this one behind.

IDemo

(16,926 posts)
12. There is only a paradox if you accept that we will use radio for millenia to come
Thu Jun 5, 2014, 09:11 PM
Jun 2014

It may be that there is only a relatively thin slice of time during which civilizations rely on broadcast technologies. That is touched on in #8. There may be something so profoundly different and more efficient; say, quantum state data transmittal (accomplished earlier this week here on Earth at a non-cosmic distance of about 10 feet) that radio would be relegated to the same dustbin as bongos and smoke signals.

And no, sorry, but we won't be detecting their "Lucy" episodes, nor they ours. The signal strength declines greatly with distance and becomes meaningless noise not long after leaving the solar system.

 

seveneyes

(4,631 posts)
13. And that's just this Universe
Thu Jun 5, 2014, 09:55 PM
Jun 2014

The infinitely all knowing and all that can be seeing are the ones we truly seek.

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