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boston bean

(36,221 posts) Thu Jun 12, 2014, 09:54 AM Jun 2014

Deconstruct

Or do you just want to

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Deconstruct (Original Post) boston bean Jun 2014 OP

That poster missed one choice for men: MineralMan Jun 2014 #1

Oh - he mentioned Abstinence - but it doesn't apply because women are liars. el_bryanto Jun 2014 #2

Ah, I missed that, since it's at the bottom of that loser's list. MineralMan Jun 2014 #4

I think that is probably his only option... Lee-Lee Jun 2014 #3

Well, looking at him, I'm guessing you're right. MineralMan Jun 2014 #5

What is implied here - women have more choices, so he is angry. Typical troglodyte. Rex Jun 2014 #6

Personally, I went for the "invasive surgery" option. The_Commonist Jun 2014 #7

I'm guessing that studly hunk of man meat doesn't really have to worry about it. 11 Bravo Jun 2014 #8

MineralMan

(146,288 posts)

1. That poster missed one choice for men:

Reply to boston bean (Original post)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 09:57 AM

Jun 2014

Keep it behind the zipper!

100% effective and non-harmful.

el_bryanto

(11,804 posts)

2. Oh - he mentioned Abstinence - but it doesn't apply because women are liars.

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #1)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 09:58 AM

Jun 2014

Or I'm guessing that's what his little footnote meant.

Bryant

MineralMan

(146,288 posts)

4. Ah, I missed that, since it's at the bottom of that loser's list.

Reply to el_bryanto (Reply #2)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 10:01 AM

Jun 2014

And the footnote, too. As far as I'm concerned, I recommend total abstinence for that one, enforced by no woman ever being willing to have intercourse with him. Feh!

Lee-Lee

(6,324 posts)

3. I think that is probably his only option...

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #1)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 09:59 AM

Jun 2014

MineralMan

(146,288 posts)

5. Well, looking at him, I'm guessing you're right.

Reply to Lee-Lee (Reply #3)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 10:01 AM

Jun 2014

Rex

(65,616 posts)

6. What is implied here - women have more choices, so he is angry. Typical troglodyte.

Reply to boston bean (Original post)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 10:05 AM

Jun 2014

At least he doesn't have to worry about dating, who would date a trog?

The_Commonist

(2,518 posts)

7. Personally, I went for the "invasive surgery" option.

Reply to boston bean (Original post)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 10:07 AM

Jun 2014

It took about 20 minutes, and I haven't had to worry about any of that other stuff ever since.

11 Bravo

(23,926 posts)

8. I'm guessing that studly hunk of man meat doesn't really have to worry about it.

Reply to boston bean (Original post)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 10:26 AM

Jun 2014

I see an old National Geographic, a dab of Vaseline, and a paper towel in his future. And nothing more. Ever.

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