Appreciation Thread: For those who post totally worthless Crap--Which makes up 98% of the news today

I just wanted to personally thank you for all the stories filled with the helpless and hopeless, the terrorism and wars, the death and the dying, and of course, the stories that only political pundits can make up.

These days are filled with such uncertainty and gloom from shore to shore that I just wanted to say thanks for your unswerving dedication to the art of making me feel worse after reading your depressive drivel.