June 26th Marks 11 Years of Legalized kinky sex....

On June 26th, 2003 the Supreme Court of the United States, after it’s traditional 6 months of dicking around, released it’s opinion in the case Lawrence V. Texas. If you are unaware of this ground breaking 6-3 decision you are obviously very boring in the bedroom and have almost no sexual imagination because Lawrence V. Texas (as any great lover of all things kinky can tell you) is the case that once and for all overturned the sodomy laws in every state and once and for all made non-missionary two back beasting a constitutional right for all.


The upshot of the decision is this: those of us in the hetro community who enjoy making brown babies or having our weenies or vages orally stimulated are now linked to the homosexual fight for equal rights because SCOTUS has declared that you can’t outlaw ass play, cherry licking or the art of the deep throat for homosexuals without condemning us all to a fate worse than marriage.

It reminds me of the sex talk my dad gave me when I was 12. “Eric,” he said, “babies poo and cost money. Find a partner who lets you lay a load anywhere except a set ovaries and you have a keeper.” Ahead of his time my dad was . . . . ahead of his time.

http://freakoutnation.com/2014/06/24/june-26th-marks-11-years-of-legalized-groovy-buttlovinmuffdivin-and-bjs-too/

OP NOTE:The ACTUAL Headline was: June 26th Marks 11 Years of Legalized Groovy Buttlovin’/Muffdivin’ – and BJs Too!


but I woulda been alerted on in 30 seconds or less, hence the editing.