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Michigan GOP candidate: Ignore my arrests for publicly masturbating in other peoples cars
By David Ferguson
Friday, June 27, 2014 14:30 EDT
A candidate running to represent Michigans 95th House district in the state legislature wants you to know that once you look past his bizarre sexual fetish and multiple felony convictions, he is a rock-ribbed conservative Republican, whose stool of conservatism is held up by faith, family and freedom.
Michigan Live reported Friday that Saginaws Jordan D. Haskins dismisses the arrests and prison time as the results of youthful indiscretion and said that he is ready to move on from that and do what I can to serve his state as a Republican state Representative.
I have dreams, Haskins said to Michigan Live, and I want to make a difference.
Haskins, 24, has served prison time in two states and is currently on parole, but there are no rules preventing him from running for the state House.
On four occasions between April of 2010 and January of 2011, Haskins broke into vehicles on public and private property, disconnected the ignition wires, then started the engine. As the wires snapped and spit sparks, Haskins would masturbate to climax in a sexualized ritual he calls cranking.
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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/27/michigan-gop-candidate-ignore-my-arrests-for-publicly-masturbating-in-other-peoples-cars/
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)-off.
babylonsister
(171,065 posts)Louisiana1976
(3,962 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)Takket
(21,565 posts)That sounds like another fetish lol
RKP5637
(67,108 posts)for conservatism, just a little gift.
Enrique
(27,461 posts)Coventina
(27,119 posts)Gosh, I needed a laugh.....
Skidmore
(37,364 posts)He makes the guy in OK who won't concede seem grounded.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)Oh Jordan: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" does not qualify as faith.
Louisiana1976
(3,962 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)RKP5637
(67,108 posts)immoderate
(20,885 posts)Freedom!
--imm
hfojvt
(37,573 posts)Well that ruins my plans for Friday night.
Alex P Notkeaton
(309 posts)alsame
(7,784 posts)underpants
(182,800 posts)Spirochete
(5,264 posts)"Let's crank out the vote!"
louis-t
(23,292 posts)"Youthful indiscretions" covers everything from stealing hubcaps to assault with a deadly weapon in their eyes. Except if you're a Democrat. This is a sick man.
etherealtruth
(22,165 posts)Once again the "GOP" has shamed the State of Michigan
47of74
(18,470 posts)dougg
(48 posts)More like - fantasies.
Contrary1
(12,629 posts)What a surprise...not. All this guy had to offer was free lube jobs for their vehicles.
B Calm
(28,762 posts)stevenleser
(32,886 posts)Dr. Strange
(25,921 posts)Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)Orrex
(63,209 posts)JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)... masturbate.
C Moon
(12,213 posts)First order of business: legalize masturbation in other people's vehicles.
Orrex
(63,209 posts)C Moon
(12,213 posts)Orrex
(63,209 posts)Dopers_Greed
(2,640 posts)As long as the gender of the cars were thought of as "female" by their owners
lonestarnot
(77,097 posts)Spirochete
(5,264 posts)Amazing that John Conyers can come from the same state as Ted Nugent and this idiot...
Ash_F
(5,861 posts)Growing fetish trend: pedal-pumping, revving and cranking
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/growing-fetish-trend-pedalpumping-revving-and-cranking-1931211.html
Well...alright then.