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babylonsister

(171,065 posts)
Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:23 PM Jun 2014

Michigan GOP candidate: Ignore my arrests for publicly masturbating in other people’s cars

Michigan GOP candidate: Ignore my arrests for publicly masturbating in other people’s cars
By David Ferguson
Friday, June 27, 2014 14:30 EDT


A candidate running to represent Michigan’s 95th House district in the state legislature wants you to know that once you look past his bizarre sexual fetish and multiple felony convictions, he is a rock-ribbed conservative Republican, whose “stool of conservatism” is held up by “faith, family and freedom.”

Michigan Live reported Friday that Saginaw’s Jordan D. Haskins dismisses the arrests and prison time as the results of youthful indiscretion and said that he is ready to “move on from that and do what I can” to serve his state as a Republican state Representative.

“I have dreams,” Haskins said to Michigan Live, “and I want to make a difference.”

Haskins, 24, has served prison time in two states and is currently on parole, but there are no rules preventing him from running for the state House.

On four occasions between April of 2010 and January of 2011, Haskins broke into vehicles on public and private property, disconnected the ignition wires, then started the engine. As the wires snapped and spit sparks, Haskins would masturbate to climax in a sexualized ritual he calls “cranking.”

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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/27/michigan-gop-candidate-ignore-my-arrests-for-publicly-masturbating-in-other-peoples-cars/

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Michigan GOP candidate: Ignore my arrests for publicly masturbating in other people’s cars (Original Post) babylonsister Jun 2014 OP
What a jerk KamaAina Jun 2014 #1
Bwhahaha! babylonsister Jun 2014 #2
.... Louisiana1976 Jun 2014 #11
Oh you kid~! nt MADem Jul 2014 #39
"Stool of conservastism"? Takket Jun 2014 #3
He's working up to leaving a little conservative gift behind for the car owner. A stool RKP5637 Jun 2014 #10
i thought that was Rick Santorum Enrique Jun 2014 #12
Cleveland steamer? Coventina Jun 2014 #26
Ewwwww....I bet he has dreams. Skidmore Jun 2014 #4
I shudder to think: Freedom to do what? jmowreader Jun 2014 #5
.... Louisiana1976 Jun 2014 #14
Good grief! In_The_Wind Jun 2014 #6
I'm sure god told him it was ok! n/t RKP5637 Jun 2014 #7
Perfectly normal! Who doesn't jerk off when they see sparking ignition wires? immoderate Jun 2014 #8
you can get arrested for that? hfojvt Jun 2014 #9
Come again? Alex P Notkeaton Jun 2014 #13
... alsame Jun 2014 #15
Nickname: "Sparky" underpants Jun 2014 #16
Great campaign slogan! Spirochete Jun 2014 #17
Repugs have a cute term for everything, don't they? louis-t Jun 2014 #18
I am terrified to click on posts that include the words "Michigan" and / or "GOP (republican)" etherealtruth Jun 2014 #19
He has dreams? Are they wet by any chance? 47of74 Jun 2014 #20
Dreams? dougg Jun 2014 #21
“I really had no friends at the time,” he said. Contrary1 Jun 2014 #22
Cranking. . . Okay. . . LOL B Calm Jun 2014 #23
I feel safe in predicting he will be prematurely ejected from the race. nt stevenleser Jun 2014 #24
I don't understand this autoerotic ass fixiation thing. Dr. Strange Jun 2014 #25
Oh great, another Beavis and Butthead candidate. nt Jamaal510 Jun 2014 #27
If elected, I'm worried about how he'd treat his staff Orrex Jun 2014 #28
WOW!!! C Moon Jun 2014 #31
Auditioning to join the GOP House ... all they do is ... JoePhilly Jun 2014 #29
You gotta give him credit: he is a straight shooter. C Moon Jun 2014 #30
I admire his cock-sure attitude. Orrex Jun 2014 #33
:D His opponents will have to face some stiff competition. C Moon Jun 2014 #35
It's clear that the GOP has some upstanding members. Orrex Jun 2014 #36
But what he did is OK Dopers_Greed Jun 2014 #32
Good gawd Michigan is just all the way fucked up. lonestarnot Jun 2014 #34
What a weird guy! Spirochete Jun 2014 #37
Apparently, this is a thing Ash_F Jul 2014 #38

RKP5637

(67,108 posts)
10. He's working up to leaving a little conservative gift behind for the car owner. A stool
Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:35 PM
Jun 2014

for conservatism, just a little gift.

louis-t

(23,292 posts)
18. Repugs have a cute term for everything, don't they?
Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:49 PM
Jun 2014

"Youthful indiscretions" covers everything from stealing hubcaps to assault with a deadly weapon in their eyes. Except if you're a Democrat. This is a sick man.

etherealtruth

(22,165 posts)
19. I am terrified to click on posts that include the words "Michigan" and / or "GOP (republican)"
Fri Jun 27, 2014, 06:40 PM
Jun 2014

Once again the "GOP" has shamed the State of Michigan

Contrary1

(12,629 posts)
22. “I really had no friends at the time,” he said.
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 12:39 PM
Jun 2014

What a surprise...not. All this guy had to offer was free lube jobs for their vehicles.

C Moon

(12,213 posts)
30. You gotta give him credit: he is a straight shooter.
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:35 PM
Jun 2014

First order of business: legalize masturbation in other people's vehicles.

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