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WilliamPitt

(58,179 posts) Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:08 PM Jun 2014

Good news, ladies!

Thanks to today's Hobby Lobby ruling, I have decided to become a radical fundamentalist Christian zealot. My immediate intention is to sue my employer and my bosses (all women) based on my firmly-held religious belief that women belong in the home caring for children, and should not be in the workplace. Once the Supreme Court rules in my favor, because of course they will, none of you will ever have to work again!

Now, take those shoes off and get your ass into the kitchen. We'll get to the procreatin' after I finish cleaning my gun.

(/satire)

I dedicate the following .gif to every Supreme Court Justice who ruled in favor of Hobby Lobby today:

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Good news, ladies! (Original Post) WilliamPitt Jun 2014 OP

i have to disagree with you samsingh Jun 2014 #1

How dare you speak without being spoken to? WilliamPitt Jun 2014 #2

i have to dare. We have to speak up for the oppressed. Women in this case. samsingh Jun 2014 #4

This message was self-deleted by its author HangOnKids Jun 2014 #3

LOVE the gif, my dear Will! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2014 #5

so do i samsingh Jun 2014 #6

Nice malaise Jun 2014 #7

Thanks. WilliamPitt Jun 2014 #8

Great one, Will. longship Jul 2014 #9

samsingh

(17,595 posts)

1. i have to disagree with you

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:09 PM

Jun 2014

WilliamPitt

(58,179 posts)

2. How dare you speak without being spoken to?

Reply to samsingh (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:11 PM

Jun 2014

samsingh

(17,595 posts)

4. i have to dare. We have to speak up for the oppressed. Women in this case.

Reply to WilliamPitt (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:13 PM

Jun 2014

the GOP and their disgusting minions on the supreme court and declared war on Women. We have to resist. Stop buying at the stores that support the gop's limited worldview. Vote against them in every election until the supreme court has reasonable judges with integrity again.

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CaliforniaPeggy

(149,611 posts)

5. LOVE the gif, my dear Will!

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:14 PM

Jun 2014

And, of course, your sentiments (ha!) are right on!

samsingh

(17,595 posts)

6. so do i

Reply to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:16 PM

Jun 2014

malaise

(268,980 posts)

7. Nice

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:17 PM

Jun 2014

love the .gif!

WilliamPitt

(58,179 posts)

8. Thanks.

Reply to malaise (Reply #7)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 03:14 PM

Jun 2014

This one also seems appropriate for current events.

longship

(40,416 posts)

9. Great one, Will.

Reply to WilliamPitt (Reply #8)

Tue Jul 1, 2014, 02:47 AM

Jul 2014

Gees! That guy has more hair on his arms than his head!

Amazing! D'ya think it might be the scotch?

Sounds like a good idea for a double blind test. But how does one blind it?
Regardless, blind or not, one is likely to be blind at the end, whether or not one has arm hair.

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