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Archae

(46,340 posts) Thu Jul 10, 2014, 10:28 AM Jul 2014

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Dumb criminal of the day, so far...

Sheriff: Drunk woman rode stolen horse to store, then shoplifted

Authorities in Dekalb, Alabama say a drunk woman rode a stolen horse to a store, and then shoplifted from the store.

The Dekalb County Sheriff said that Christine Saunders, 45, of Fyffe, Alabama tied up the stolen horse outside the store.

Deputies found three cans of Keystone Light beer in a Walmart bag that was tied to the horse's saddle, according to a WJHL report.

http://www.wbay.com/story/25976441/sheriff-drunk-woman-rode-stolen-horse-to-store-then-shoplifted

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Dumb criminal of the day, so far... (Original Post) Archae Jul 2014 OP

I'm impressed that she managed to stay on the horse! catbyte Jul 2014 #1

I was reminded of this picture from an old Western movie. Archae Jul 2014 #4

when you gotta onethatcares Jul 2014 #2

Someone stole Keystone Light beer? I smell a diminished mental capacity defense. genwah Jul 2014 #3

DUzy! FSogol Jul 2014 #6

kick samsingh Jul 2014 #5

catbyte

(34,423 posts)

1. I'm impressed that she managed to stay on the horse!

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Thu Jul 10, 2014, 10:49 AM

Jul 2014

Archae

(46,340 posts)

4. I was reminded of this picture from an old Western movie.

Reply to catbyte (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 10, 2014, 10:53 AM

Jul 2014

Lee Marvin from "Cat Ballou."

onethatcares

(16,178 posts)

2. when you gotta

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Thu Jul 10, 2014, 10:51 AM

Jul 2014

have a beer, only Keystone will do.

genwah

(574 posts)

3. Someone stole Keystone Light beer? I smell a diminished mental capacity defense.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Thu Jul 10, 2014, 10:53 AM

Jul 2014

FSogol

(45,514 posts)

6. DUzy!

Reply to genwah (Reply #3)

Thu Jul 10, 2014, 11:25 AM

Jul 2014

samsingh

(17,600 posts)

5. kick

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Thu Jul 10, 2014, 11:21 AM

Jul 2014

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