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DonViejo

(60,536 posts)
Fri Aug 1, 2014, 11:33 AM Aug 2014

You Can Learn The Exact Day Of Christ's Return If You Give $5 To WorldNetDaily

When you sign up for WorldNetDaily’s email list, you commit yourself to a lifetime of receiving several emails a day offering great deals on prepper equipment, bogus medical treatments, presidential impeachment paraphernalia, instructional knife-throwing DVDs, and information on the impending End Times.

But all the spam can sometimes yield a great benefit, as it did with today’s email offering a set of DVDs that predict “the specific day of the Lord’s return” — information that even the Bible says is unknowable.

Unsurprisingly, the sales pitch doesn’t divulge this information, but does offer the set of DVDs — which have been endorsed by WorldNetDaily editor Joseph Farah —for the bargain price of $4.95.

Pastor Mark Biltz, an expert in the Hebrew roots of Christianity, believes he knows when Jesus will return – the exact day, if not the specific year. And today only, WND readers can get this acclaimed teaching in the 2-DVD set, "The Feasts of the Lord," for only $4.95 – an unprecedented $35 discount off the regular $39.95 price!


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You Can Learn The Exact Day Of Christ's Return If You Give $5 To WorldNetDaily (Original Post) DonViejo Aug 2014 OP
such a bargain! frylock Aug 2014 #1
Fraud charges should be filed against these snake oil salesmen, what a crock of crap. Thinkingabout Aug 2014 #2
Hell, I'll do that for $3.95! onehandle Aug 2014 #3
Damn, another one I failed to come up with. giftedgirl77 Aug 2014 #4
ah…good deal... dhill926 Aug 2014 #5
I'll tell you for free.... freebrew Aug 2014 #6
Jesus is coming... bluesbassman Aug 2014 #7
Dude never read the end of Revelations: riqster Aug 2014 #8

Thinkingabout

(30,058 posts)
2. Fraud charges should be filed against these snake oil salesmen, what a crock of crap.
Fri Aug 1, 2014, 11:36 AM
Aug 2014

I don't know how they sleep at night, like taking candy from a baby. shameful

onehandle

(51,122 posts)
3. Hell, I'll do that for $3.95!
Fri Aug 1, 2014, 11:37 AM
Aug 2014

Send your credit card number and security code to fuckingdumbshitmoran666@gmail.com.

Also a scan of your palm print, your Phrenological scan, and the number of folds in your scrotum.

 

giftedgirl77

(4,713 posts)
4. Damn, another one I failed to come up with.
Fri Aug 1, 2014, 11:39 AM
Aug 2014

It still doesn't beat the ppl who opened the website where they guaranteed to take & care of pets following the rapture.

dhill926

(16,346 posts)
5. ah…good deal...
Fri Aug 1, 2014, 11:50 AM
Aug 2014

been saving a good bottle of wine for the return. Now I can uncork it the morning of the hallowed day, and let it breathe...

freebrew

(1,917 posts)
6. I'll tell you for free....
Fri Aug 1, 2014, 12:01 PM
Aug 2014

Tuesday.


I'm selling tickets to heaven. A mere $100. Guaranteed. No church involved, no judgement.

Send me your money.

riqster

(13,986 posts)
8. Dude never read the end of Revelations:
Fri Aug 1, 2014, 12:15 PM
Aug 2014

22:18: "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book.

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