Michele Bachmann Will Protect Evil Brown Children From Barack Mengele’s Secret Medical Experiments

Michele Bachmann Will Protect Evil Brown Children From Barack Mengele’s Secret Medical Experiments

by Kaili Joy Grey at Wonkette

http://wonkette.com/556007/michele-bachmann-will-protect-evil-brown-children-from-barack-mengeles-secret-medical-experiments

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It’s going to be a sad day in America when we don’t have Rep. Michele Bachmann to make us die of laughter anymore because she is retiring from Congress to spend more time standing up for oppressed heterosexuals, defending herself against those pesky ethics violations charges, and helping her faaaaaabulous husband pick out “doggie sunglasses” for their dog Boomer, which, let’s face it, is probably some kind of TMI not-safe-for-work euphemism we should all just try to forget. Unless, of course, she can persuade some Republicans to beg her to run for president in 2016, and yes please, pretty please, because we all had such a good time when she ran in 2012 and “didn’t get anything wrong,” other than all the stuff she did get wrong, which is exactly why we Team Blue types should be #ReadyAsFuckForMichele, awwwww yeah.

Anyway, here is the latest whirling dervish of derp from Our Lady of Crazy Eyes, Conspiracy Theories, and Questionable Marriages (not that there’s anything wrong with that, unless you’re the kind of person who thinks there is something wrong with that, like, say, Michele Bachmann):


“Now President Obama is trying to bring all of those foreign nationals, those illegal aliens to the country and he has said that he will put them in the foster care system,” Bachmann said. “That’s more kids that you can see how – we can’t imagine doing this, but if you have a hospital and they are going to get millions of dollars in government grants if they can conduct medical research on somebody, and a Ward of the state can’t say ‘no,’ a little kid can’t say ‘no’ if they’re a Ward of the state; so here you could have this institution getting millions of dollars from our government to do medical experimentation and a kid can’t even say ‘no.’ It’s sick”.




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