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big_dog

(4,144 posts) Tue Aug 5, 2014, 08:34 PM Aug 2014

Malia Obama Kicks Girl at Lollapalooza & Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller Is ON IT

Malia Obama kicked a (presumably) American citizen at Lollapalooza, and not only did the Secret Service fail to act, the kicked victim was happy about it. Bridget Truskey was minding her own business at Chicago's uber music festival, when the president’s daughter kicked her. “It was awesome,” Truskey tweeted, apparently dangerously unable to see past the stars in her eyes:

I got (accidentally) kicked by Malia Obama today at Lollapalooza. No lie. Malia. Obama. It was awesome. #lollapalooza
— Bridget Truskey (@b_truskey) August 4, 2014 Where was the Secret Service? We have some issues with that perfect pearl of a post. Do you too? First, nice “presumably” about the American citizen part Our second issue with this story is that it’s fucking dumb. Oh, sure, they’re probably being ironical about it — the right is so good at ironicalness. We have nothing more to add to that as the statement is clearly “true.”

We know 88 words is a whole lot of words for a Daily Caller reader to process, but you’d be amazed how approximately zero percent caught the “accidentally” following the “kicked.” Why is Malia Obama going around kicking people? Why didn’t Michelle not spoil her children so they don’t kick people? Does Malia Obama have anger issues, with the going around kicking people like a brat and her mom?

LATE UPDATE! At least one person did see the “accidentally,” and is calling her lawyer and the cops anyway. Totally classless… for anyone to do, much less the First Daughter. How was it “accidental”? Did Malia intend to kick someone else & this girl got in the way? Had it been me, I would NOT have been gushingly tweeting about my “moment with a celebrity”. I would have called the police & then my lawyer.
http://wonkette.com/556271/malia-obama-kicked-a-girl-and-the-daily-caller-is-on-it#GsdGsR6sMb4fSGT2.99

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Malia Obama Kicks Girl at Lollapalooza & Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller Is ON IT (Original Post) big_dog Aug 2014 OP

BENGHAZIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! Warren DeMontague Aug 2014 #1

Malia is adorable, it looks like she had a ball :) big_dog Aug 2014 #3

she looks even prettier like this in a more natural state JI7 Aug 2014 #6

she has good taste in music headliners big_dog Aug 2014 #9

Lorde makes some Awesome music videos! snooper2 Aug 2014 #24

Damn, she looks like her mom! nt kelliekat44 Aug 2014 #19

She's kickin it. Warren DeMontague Aug 2014 #10

Malia booting gate big_dog Aug 2014 #13

This is why the press generally stays away from the president's offspring Warpy Aug 2014 #2

Tucker Carlson needs something in his life besides Bow Ties. good for Malia being a normal teenager! big_dog Aug 2014 #4

Yes, this is far worse than the Jenna Bush changing her panties on the beach photos. TexasTowelie Aug 2014 #7

those are not Jenna and doesn't really matter anyways JI7 Aug 2014 #11

beautiful kid MFM008 Aug 2014 #5

Michelle and POTUS did a good job of raising her big_dog Aug 2014 #8

Tucker probably doesn't understand that Lollapalooza is crowded. winter is coming Aug 2014 #12

Tucker is more of a Dancing with the Stars type big_dog Aug 2014 #14

Ugh. winter is coming Aug 2014 #15

Oh fuck off Carlson. NuclearDem Aug 2014 #16

She was probably just dancing in a crowded area BuelahWitch Aug 2014 #17

and anything she does will be international news big_dog Aug 2014 #18

Yes, poor girl. Still I hope she had some fun before this BS started. n/t BuelahWitch Aug 2014 #22

That's a Katy Perry song, isn't it? "I kicked a girl and I liked it!"...nt SidDithers Aug 2014 #20

hope her boyfriend dont mind it big_dog Aug 2014 #21

What a lame ass nontroversey, what part of accidentally, dancing at Lollapoloza, and it was awesome TheKentuckian Aug 2014 #23

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

1. BENGHAZIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

Reply to big_dog (Original post)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 08:38 PM

Aug 2014

big_dog

(4,144 posts)

3. Malia is adorable, it looks like she had a ball :)

Reply to Warren DeMontague (Reply #1)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 08:39 PM

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JI7

(89,259 posts)

6. she looks even prettier like this in a more natural state

Reply to big_dog (Reply #3)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 08:50 PM

Aug 2014

than she does when she is more made up for formal events.

big_dog

(4,144 posts)

9. she has good taste in music headliners

Reply to JI7 (Reply #6)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 08:57 PM

Aug 2014

I would have watched Lorde as well

snooper2

(30,151 posts)

24. Lorde makes some Awesome music videos!

Reply to big_dog (Reply #9)

Wed Aug 6, 2014, 11:44 AM

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kelliekat44

(7,759 posts)

19. Damn, she looks like her mom! nt

Reply to JI7 (Reply #6)

Wed Aug 6, 2014, 10:43 AM

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Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

10. She's kickin it.

Reply to big_dog (Reply #3)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 09:13 PM

Aug 2014

OH MY GOD NOTIFY THE PRESS

big_dog

(4,144 posts)

13. Malia booting gate

Reply to Warren DeMontague (Reply #10)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 09:16 PM

Aug 2014

add the presidents exceptionally well adjusted teenage daughter accidentally kicking a teenage girl while dancing at a Lorde concert to the list

Warpy

(111,305 posts)

2. This is why the press generally stays away from the president's offspring

Reply to big_dog (Original post)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 08:38 PM

Aug 2014

This is teenager stuff, not the over the top stuff the Bush brats were doing. Even then, the reports weren't very thick on the ground and presumably they not only survived it but they have outgrown it.

I'm sure prune faced right wing idiots all over the heartland will be calling for his impeachment based on his daughter's accidental kick.

big_dog

(4,144 posts)

4. Tucker Carlson needs something in his life besides Bow Ties. good for Malia being a normal teenager!

Reply to Warpy (Reply #2)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 08:42 PM

Aug 2014

Malia is getting good reviews from all of the style sites, one called her 'best fashion' of the festival ?w=600

TexasTowelie

(112,322 posts)

7. Yes, this is far worse than the Jenna Bush changing her panties on the beach photos.

Reply to Warpy (Reply #2)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 08:51 PM

Aug 2014

I'll be respectful and not post a link.

JI7

(89,259 posts)

11. those are not Jenna and doesn't really matter anyways

Reply to TexasTowelie (Reply #7)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 09:13 PM

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MFM008

(19,818 posts)

5. beautiful kid

Reply to big_dog (Original post)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 08:50 PM

Aug 2014

thank god Tuckered out is on top of everything the first family does......whew.

big_dog

(4,144 posts)

8. Michelle and POTUS did a good job of raising her

Reply to MFM008 (Reply #5)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 08:52 PM

Aug 2014

not like those Bushie brats driving 100mph through Yale to New York making their details nuts (allegedly)

winter is coming

(11,785 posts)

12. Tucker probably doesn't understand that Lollapalooza is crowded.

Reply to big_dog (Original post)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 09:14 PM

Aug 2014

After all, his parties never are.

big_dog

(4,144 posts)

14. Tucker is more of a Dancing with the Stars type

Reply to winter is coming (Reply #12)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 09:20 PM

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winter is coming

(11,785 posts)

15. Ugh.

Reply to big_dog (Reply #14)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 09:22 PM

Aug 2014

There go my husband's chances of gettin' any lovin' tonight.

NuclearDem

(16,184 posts)

16. Oh fuck off Carlson.

Reply to big_dog (Original post)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 09:24 PM

Aug 2014

You and your rag.

BuelahWitch

(9,083 posts)

17. She was probably just dancing in a crowded area

Reply to big_dog (Original post)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 09:24 PM

Aug 2014

It's easy to kick people when dancing. I've done it, and my legs aren't near as long as Malia's.

big_dog

(4,144 posts)

18. and anything she does will be international news

Reply to BuelahWitch (Reply #17)

Wed Aug 6, 2014, 10:39 AM

Aug 2014

shes just going to the Lorde concert like every other teen girl in the world

BuelahWitch

(9,083 posts)

22. Yes, poor girl. Still I hope she had some fun before this BS started. n/t

Reply to big_dog (Reply #18)

Wed Aug 6, 2014, 11:02 AM

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SidDithers

(44,228 posts)

20. That's a Katy Perry song, isn't it? "I kicked a girl and I liked it!"...nt

Reply to big_dog (Original post)

Wed Aug 6, 2014, 10:46 AM

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Sid

big_dog

(4,144 posts)

21. hope her boyfriend dont mind it

Reply to SidDithers (Reply #20)

Wed Aug 6, 2014, 11:00 AM

Aug 2014

n/t

TheKentuckian

(25,029 posts)

23. What a lame ass nontroversey, what part of accidentally, dancing at Lollapoloza, and it was awesome

Reply to big_dog (Original post)

Wed Aug 6, 2014, 11:35 AM

Aug 2014

could be missed?

Did that sound like someone that thought they were abused or in the remotest way malicious? Any indication the young lady was anything but gracious. Fuck no, stupid, stupid stuff.

People want to throw ODS around, well here you are looking at it. Total nonsense kerfuffle just to be hating, just like they can't stop digging at Michelle, or the teleprompter shit. Just stupid shit to jaw jack about that doesn't all add up together to a fart in the bathroom.

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