It's Homeopathetic Water!

And just because I normally post on mobile and never see your sig line... I choose TRANNY. Enough said.

but that Teabagger moran sign was just too delicious to pass up.



Sid

Want to bet on whether or not they would resemble a boiled lobster.

The shape of the glass was supposed to reprogram the structure of the water to remove the bad vibrations from traveling through pipes.

I am not going to buy a glass water bottle for $35 that is supposed to modify the structure of the water.

"When water comes into contact with glass programmed in this manner, information is transferred onto it through the quantum electrodynamic oscillations of coherent domains in the glass"

With the Flaska bottle, we bring the vibrational structure of water closer to the structure of spring water, i.e. water in its natural environment - this is called water structuring. Using TPS (technology of programming silicon), a vibrational programme consisting of various kinds of information from nature is imprinted into the glass.

Do not wash your Flaska bottle in a dishwasher or leave it in the direct vicinity of devices which emit strong electromagnetic radiation (e.g. a working microwave oven, a mobile or wireless phone during active talking).
The vibrational structuring of water begins immediately after water is poured into the Flaska bottle — wait at least five minutes to ensure full effect.
Before drinking, shake the Flaska bottle a couple of times. Water “loves” motion, and the effect of vibrational structuring will increase, as the coherent domains will expand and strengthen

Sad thing is, there really are people who'll buy that stuff.



Sid

Riding those cats in those waves looks like fun, tho.

A friend has an old Hobie Cat 18, that we go out on once in a while, and that thing just flies across the water.

Sid

But only if I can drink my sunscreen!

but there's not many things more fun than going really fast under wind-power.

I'll stick with regular sunscreen though.

Sid

Holyshit that must be the king of all moran signs!

Read this DU thread, weep, and be thankful the admins decided nonsense about the evil USA setting off quakes around the world was woo beyond the bounds of even 'Creative Speculation': http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x960877

Nude sunbathing after drinking that stuff.

They gave their product to some people, exposed them to UV light and took some photos and are now claiming they did an RCT. Here's how it should have been done:

1. Screen and select subjects based upon criteria that will ensure uniformity, i.e. half male and half female with the same skin type (use the fitzpatrick scale).
2. 1:1 ratio randomization of subjects to receive either product or a placebo.
3. Baseline skin assessment by clinician.
3. Baseline photos.
4. Dose subjects with products, expose each to UV light (identical voltage and time) at the same anatomical location.
5. After exposure photos.
6. After exposure skin assessment by clinician.
7. Compare results of skin assessments between the two groups.

The photos are merely a visual and shouldn't be presented as 'results'. The skin assessment would be done with a standardized scale so that the results can be analyzed.

The manufacturers of this product know it's woo and know a real study would never prove it works, so they made crap up. Unfortunately, some people won't know the difference.

"Surprise, surprise, surprise!"

I wonder how many skin cancers and bad sunburns will happen due to this bullshit.