AUTO DEALER LAUNCHES SALE TO HELP BUYERS WITH TINY PENISES COMPENSATE WITH LARGE TRUCKS

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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Fletcher Auto Sales has announced a two-week summer sales event titled “Compensation Daze,” during which any aspiring buyer who can prove he has something small “under the hood” will qualify for the dealership’s Really Big, Satisfying Sales Package.

Frank Fletcher, owner of the lot, said he dreamed up the sale when he noticed it was a specific kind of guy who typically purchased his biggest rigs.

“He’s usually the cocky idiot with bedazzled jeans and spotless cowboy boots,” Fletcher said. “I put up with the bravado long enough to shake on a deal and then I notice the his lil’ baby hands. From that moment on, I know he actually has a ‘Mini Cooper’ parked where most men have ‘Hummers.’”

The Really Big, Satisfying Sales Package only applies to Fletcher’s largest vehicles, including the Ford F650 pictured above. Fletcher said he expects most of the enormous trucks sold will have automatic transmissions.

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