I admittedly nearly spit on my screen with that.

check back on Nov. 7, 2012.

I'm surprised they're all not reduced to puddles of goo on their mothers' basement floors.

Considering what they've had to soak up so far... give the poor things a rest!

It would be sincere bashing on my part.

reason why he's doing this, since they claim to be "family-oriented" and "traditional" and all. I know I'm sympathetic, and I cannot stand the man politically and think he'd be beyond a disaster as president. Personally, however, I truly feel for him, his wife and family; suffering through the illness and likely death of a young child has to be the worst thing ever and I wouldn't wish that on anyone. He's doing the right thing in putting his child and family first, as difficult as it had to be for him to suspend the campaign.

putting his family first in their hour of need is lost on the freeper.

yes that is completely lost to them

disgusting. Their heartlessness appears to be of the equal-opportunity kind.

... EXCEPT for Bella. She probably has a kind heart and is completely without greed. She deserves my love and respect. The rest are just Stepford residents.

That site makes my eyes hurt, and I don't want to drive any more traffic there than is absolutely necessary. The true believers certainly don't seem thrilled to have Mittens as their party's standard bearer.

yes, it really says that

Too funny!

3...2...1
Hilarious post

eeeerrrrrrr..................
ps how does one do the nominating thing for DUzy?

Sarah Palin save us.

She should be making more appearances real soon. She hears them.

What do you guys think the chances are of her taking this opportunity to step into the race? I think there might actually be a decent chance of that.

A far right lament.....

The left and the establishment right are worried about Newt. There has been blood in the water and its NEWT's blood and he hasn't forgot, which they know. With all of the liberal positions that Romney has had, they know he will be easy to manipulate, but Newt has no pity on all of those (left and right) that ruined his political carrier and if he becomes president, "katie bar the door"

She wants the job handed to her.

He wants to run 2016. He'll never win ever. No one is going to elect a religious nut.

polls had him leading in PA. I think it really is a matter of his terminally-ill daughter taking a turn for the worse and his putting her and his family first.

But what do I know, maybe you're right and I'm just being too gullible. Who knows.

the first place. I believe he is really thinking about 2016. But he doesn't have a snowball chance in hell of ever winning. People do not want a theocrat for president. It's fine he has faith and is a believer but we don't want his religion being combined with politics.

"This is no longer a Political Battle. It's a Spiritual Battle against the dark forces that are ruling our planet."

This is so over-the-top funny that it's almost too easy. It's almost as good as the several "Sarah Palin save us!!" posts. LOL

Anyone who knows anything about true spirituality knows that the terms "spiritual" and "battle" do not go together. But they don`t want to use the actual word that DOES go well with "battle" - "Religious."

Of course, in 3 months, they'll all line up behind Romney. It is what they do.

on May 1st

To hell with the GOP-e. Barring a miracle, they got their big government, unconstitutional mandate loving, socialist abortionist Obama-lite RINO on the ballot, they can now get him elected.

We are the resistance!!

Shove him down our throats today, we shove him up your donkeys in November!!

I can see November from my house!!

IM SERIES!!!!

Does this mean that asparagus will still be cast on Mittens over in Freeperland or not?

Fuck that hypocritical freeloading fucknut.

That's hilarious.

Is it bad form to celebrate their pain?

for Willard. I had no idea that he's a socialist, abortion-loving, liberal big-government RINO. LOL. Boy, talk about delusional!

I get a kick out of how many of them call him Willard, though, as a sign of disdain and disrespect; we do that here as well. Exactly what are they gonna do when he's nominated and there's no other viable candidate???

for those of us who can't go there...this is my work computer? thanks

Help me Mr. Wizard!!!

and scary for interesting reasons I wasn't really looking for.