I don't think he did stay sober during meeetings.

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He is a self-absorbed little shit.

puke.

The only thing he could think of that he missed after vacating the Florida governor's mansion was the big, fluffy bath towels that servants replaced every day. Babs spawned a whole brood of overprivileged twits who rose far above their abilities - much to the world's detriment.

Personally, I'm GLAD he's getting back in the spotlight. He's a glaring 900 foot poster that should be captioned "Do you REALLY want THIS again? REALLY?"

lark, imo. I had to look up the word to make sure I was using it right.

lark2 ? ?
noun
1. a merry, carefree adventure; frolic; escapade.
2. innocent or good-natured mischief; a prank.
3. something extremely easy to accomplish, succeed in, or to obtain: That exam was a lark.
verb (used without object)
4. to have fun; frolic; romp.
5. to behave mischievously; play pranks.

Yep. Asshole.

"Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before... birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights."

should keep his noisehole shut. What an embarrassment to the human race.

Who can forget

That has to be one of the stupidest expressions a "human" face has ever managed to register.

he is an asshole... just shake your head and move on

I don't think he reads at all

He was sober every day he occupied the White House!

At least from 8 AM to 10 AM.

Actually, he probably was drunk those hours as well, at least half the time.

and a lot of other times as well. Nothing will ever convince me otherwise.

That deserves a caption:

"Uh, favor: Kinda make yourself scarce in 2012. Please?"

It's really inconvenient having to obey the law.