Jon Stewart: "Perry’s gonna make a bit of a creepy inmate-Little bit of Orange Is The New Blecch.”
Ah, the priceless rebrand, Stewart said. From forgetful doof to possible felon. The same trick that worked when, after the BP Gulf oil spill, they renamed themselves Amalgamated asbestos and c*ck punch, incorporated.
While the thought of Perrys indictment made Stewart worry that it could derail his presidential prospects for 2016 You cant just give this to me and take it away, he protested he eventually reasoned that there were both Republicans and Democrats supporting it, because it would ensure that Perry would ultimately lose in an entertaining fashion.
Instead of being charged with being, as Stewart said, criminally handsome in his mugshot, Perry is accused of coercion of a public servant and abuse of public capacity for threatening to veto funding for the state public integrity unit, based out of Travis County.
Not to mention a misdemeanor for stealing MSNBCs glasses, Stewart observed. They need to see, Rick.
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