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Mr Borowitz hardly has to exercise any imagination anymore.

The stupidity is really that Mr Graham and Mr McCain are considered foreign policy experts.

-- Mal

I didn't realize how much I needed this to really put the infuriating McCain/Graham attacks in context. The beauty of this is that it seems to have almost written itself - though that is the real genius of what Borowitz wrote here.

I wish more official Washington had Obama's back here -- glad that Borowitz does.

Little Johnny Mac topped ALL stupid stuff when he chose the screech from Alaska as his running mate.

"I have no strategy"

(Oh..except sending hundreds of our best military ..just to advise...and a few hundred more and a few hundred) (Oh ..and drones and satellites and communications interceptors) (Oh and airstrikes on probably 200 ISIS points) (Shhh... bombing them from the tail until we find the HEAD. And if it's over the Syrian border, too bad)

Why would anyone listen to McCain/Graham/Cheney? Their war 'strategy' has cost millions of displaced civilians, hundreds of thousands of civilians DEAD, thousands of our military DEAD, a hundred thousand wounded, most forever. And trillions - trillions in wars with no WIN. Yeah, give us more of that. Kind of like Republicans helping us with the Economy...can you say "DEPRESSION". NO thanks.

And we were helping the Syrian rebels, until the bad Syrian rebels outnumbered them.

Grandpa always said, "War mongers! Playing with our military like plastic soldiers on a coffee table! Eating steak and watching it on CNN! Put them on the front of the first tank in!"

that was around in the 1920s. In 2007 and again recently the Arab League has warned the West that they will take care of ISIS/ISI. ISIS/ISI is killing anybody that they perceive to be westernized or modernized with likings to the present Arab regime in Arabia. Facil was replaced by the current rulers who believe it is their responsibility to get rid of the ISIS threat/ISI religious jihad, that has resurfaced again and is trying to take over.

President Obama is waiting for those responsible promisers to act. Perhaps you might remember that the current Arab League leadership was well liked by the Bush Family and Bush Administration.

President Obama can never put an end to this problem. Hopefully he will let the problem be solved by the rightful owners. It may be alright for air strikes to destroy the American equipment seized by ISI; waiting for it to cross the border moving from control by ISIS to ISI. Waiting for the destruction of stolen weapons is a good strategic move by Arabia/the Arabs.

it ain't too far from the truth.

while being a hilarious line from "Animal House," is no way to conduct foreign policy.

Sad reality.