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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts) Sat Sep 6, 2014, 01:26 PM Sep 2014

Ten things that you can teach your nine year old child before teaching them how to fire an Uzi

1. How to read
2. How to write
3. How to do arithmetic
4. How to clean a litter box
5. How to clean their own room instead of letting the nanny do it
6. How to fix their own damn sandwich and clean up afterwards
7. How to take the dog for a walk and clean up the poop instead of leaving it on the neighbor's lawn
8. How to clean period
9. How to take out the garbage
10. How to ask their parents if they're fucking morons for allowing their nine year old child to fire an Uzi which eventually killed shooting the instructor

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Ten things that you can teach your nine year old child before teaching them how to fire an Uzi (Original Post) MrScorpio Sep 2014 OP

I'd add a few more TexasProgresive Sep 2014 #1

My 10 things mercuryblues Sep 2014 #2

"Scooby Doo is not a real dog" louis-t Sep 2014 #4

Whoa wait wut? sarisataka Sep 2014 #5

How to recognize your parents are gun nuts and endangering your life, their lives and many others? Fred Sanders Sep 2014 #3

Facebooked underpants Sep 2014 #6

TexasProgresive

(12,157 posts)

1. I'd add a few more

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Sep 6, 2014, 01:45 PM

Sep 2014

These are not gender oriented.
How to cook a simple good meal (and clean up the kitchen)
How to sew a button on a shirt.

mercuryblues

(14,532 posts)

2. My 10 things

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Sep 6, 2014, 02:04 PM

Sep 2014

1/How to respect others
2/question things without being a brat
3/Say please and thank you, especially when in a restaurant
4/dollars for gold is a scam
5/pick your plate up after meals and put it in the dishwasher
6/unload the dishwasher
7/when someone wants to do something you know is wrong, say no
8/ I want a lawyer
9/Scooby do is not a real dog
10/commercials don't tell the whole truth