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Last edited Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:51 AM - Edit history (1)
bursting through the wall of your house and eating your TV and DVD collection?
Seriously.
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)Which day?
onecent
(6,096 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)Editting
Quackers
(2,256 posts)jambo101
(797 posts)I'd probably leave the house and call the police.
NBachers
(17,120 posts)DreamGypsy
(2,252 posts)...since we don't have a TV and both DVDs are insured with Lloyds of London.
Heidi
(58,237 posts)to check myself into detox.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Never a good idea to take on a laser-enhanced T-rex when not in tip top condition.
OffWithTheirHeads
(10,337 posts)RKP5637
(67,111 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)I'd have thrown him to the T-rex....
beevul
(12,194 posts)Hire some bears, with lazers coming out their eyes, and wizards, and ninjas, and ninja-wizards...
regnaD kciN
(26,044 posts)...so I could tell if it was an ISIS T-rex.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Let's hope ISIS has no such weapons up their sleeve(s). Fighting them would entail all sorts of ethical questions. Have we the right to end the life of such a rare beast?
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)What can I say I loooooove foley!
Make7
(8,543 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)NutmegYankee
(16,199 posts)And let it reflect on the error of its ways.
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)KansDem
(28,498 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,692 posts)yuiyoshida
(41,832 posts)WTF happened to the SHARK WITH THE LASER BEAMS?????
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)Though mutated sea bass.
edbermac
(15,941 posts)And have him come over and kick his ass!
ColesCountyDem
(6,943 posts)No WAY are my friends gonna believe this, without a pic!
malaise
(269,054 posts)Great response
randome
(34,845 posts)And ask him to do the old videotape collection next because I've been trying to recycle those for a long time!
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littlemissmartypants
(22,692 posts)With the lasers?
That's my first question.
fadedrose
(10,044 posts)or 3rd question, maybe T-Rex thinks humans are edible, but only if cooked....
I fear the moon falling down on us and T-Rex,.... and then Hawkings' vacuum bubble eating everything because it doesn't like scientific research.
The bubble is safe in DU
kentauros
(29,414 posts)I would point my remote at it and see if it would still play them only in holographic view via it's laser-eyes.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)DeadLetterOffice
(1,352 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)ileus
(15,396 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)How would you cope?
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)B Calm
(28,762 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)B Calm
(28,762 posts)the newer Mickey Mouse, but the old skinny one from back in the 1930's. Scared the hell out of me!
sibelian
(7,804 posts)The giant lizard did look kinda antsy, though.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)I suspect the lasers were an interpretation of light glinting off the Rex's eyes as you wore your rose-colored glasses.
tomm2thumbs
(13,297 posts)both the TV AND the DVDs??
sibelian
(7,804 posts)And bored. And it hasn't seen the last season of Supernatural and wants to catch up and it got confused, m'kay? It's only got a small brain.
Run with it, dood, we need answers!
cascadiance
(19,537 posts)baldguy
(36,649 posts)After all - he's wearing a turbine.
madokie
(51,076 posts)wouldn't do much good as I'd be shitting down both legs and dying of cardiac arrest LOL
JHB
(37,161 posts)Agschmid
(28,749 posts)AMAR0113
(5 posts)Until it burst through my wall and started eating my TV, then I would have been mad. Then when he started attacking my DVD collection I think I would go crazy.
smiley
(1,432 posts)a pack animal?
No idea about any of the dinosaurs' pack or non-packishness...
smiley
(1,432 posts)when the time arises.
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)And clearly everything I see in the movies is true.
Quackers
(2,256 posts)I mean, it's not like you've got any DVDs left, so what else are ya gonna do?
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)same as last time.
Invite him to dinner.
What's the worst that could happen?
sibelian
(7,804 posts)And you KNOW you'll never forget the look on Grandma's face when he tried to balance that vase on the end of his nose...
Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)uppityperson
(115,677 posts)hunter
(38,317 posts)abakan
(1,819 posts)Smoke much? Do you?
LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)so I'd waste a few valuable moments wondering whose house I was in and how much I had to drink last night, and the T-Rex would zap me with his laser eyes and eat me.
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,034 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)Wait. I didn't know the Lounge had a DVD collection...
Autumn
(45,107 posts)entirely different story.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)Laser-Sharknado!
Gormy Cuss
(30,884 posts)surrealAmerican
(11,362 posts)go into the hall, away from any windows, and "duck and cover".
I didn't much watch those DVDs any more anyhow, and the TV is just plain old.
Mnpaul
(3,655 posts)Had Godzilla with laser beam eyes. I got to see their light show before it got shut down by OSHA after several shows.
Tikki
(14,557 posts)Tikki
KinMd
(966 posts)hootinholler
(26,449 posts)He would definitely be showing up like he did in London. Granted, the damned lizard swallowed the T.A.R.D.I.S., but still, it would be weird enough to expect a visit.
Uncle Joe
(58,366 posts)Thanks for the thread, sibelian.
minivan2
(214 posts)Need an explanation OP.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Can't believe you're diminishing this issue. Sheesh.
minivan2
(214 posts)Unfortunately I have mutated sea bass.
napi21
(45,806 posts)Tree-Hugger
(3,370 posts)I'd take a selfie. #trex #jurassicstyle #yolo #blessed
zappaman
(20,606 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)As long as it pays for the damage to the wall
Of course
Politicalboi
(15,189 posts)Go Go Godzilla!
AgingAmerican
(12,958 posts)...and ride off into the sunset.