Note the pauses in Kirk's comments. You can practically hear Shatner "acting"........

Shatner has won many awards for overacting.

A perfect...evokation...of Shatnerian,,,delivery.

Will the universe implode?

-- Mal

Second to last panel in this strip

Kirk says, "Sulu .... It's porn....but where are the women?"

The temptation to sterilize the planet would be overwhelming.

"Kthxbai. I mean, Captain out."

"Jim, isn't that a little extreme, threatening to wipe out the whole planet?"

"Bones, look at Sulu. He's . . . addicted to facebook and twitter. And these . . . funny cat pictures! I can feel them . . . taking over . . . my mind. You've got to . . . find . . . a cure."

"I'm a doctor, not a miracle-worker. Epic fail."

"Chekov to the Keptin. Meester Spock is laughing wery hard. He found someting called xkcd.com and now he has gone hysterical. He is creepink me out."

"Kirk to Enterprise. It's too late. IcanhazGeneralOrder24? Iz needin' GO 24 nao. NAAAAAOOO."

I'm always amazed at the stuff that appears on DU.

That's why Spock would love it. 2 examples:



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and so is the rest

In the best Kirk voice you can muster.

Poor Chekov was the only main guy not included.

Oh man, thank you for that full-throated guffaw I just experienced. Possibly the funniest Tom Tomorrow I have ever enjoyed. And THAT is saying a lot. And I say this knowing that it's not even original; something like this was done by Nimoy on LP some decades ago.

Once again, the brilliance of Gene Rodenberry (and of course Rod Serling) and just about all Speculative Fiction writers: using the future to critique the present.

Thank you.

Let's say maybe he looked like this crewman and he was with the 'away team.'

and of the wrong skin color. The cops are gonna run out of ammunition shooting him.

"He's dead, Jim."

"You with the pointy ears! Is that some kind of recording device?"

"It's a tricorder."

"Turn that off. Turn it off or I will shoot you f*ckin' dead. I will shoot all of you."

This is the all-time BEST!

"Captain Kirk is like toilet paper... he keeps the Klingons off Uranus".

Outpaced our mature indeed.

Love... that cartoon.

sour-faced, culturally horrified, disapproving Mrs. Grundys.

ZOMG there's nekkid pictures on the intertubes? Quick, do something!

I guess........... I didn't get the memo.

Me, I'm lamenting all the lamenting. I'm a little lamented out, myself.

I'm lamenting the fact, that you are "lamenting all the lamenting.", and I am also lementing the fact that I am.

Cat's with dilithum, think of the possibilities.